Granted, but it eats you.

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I wish I could fly.

Granted but you run into everything

I wish for a unicorn

Granted. However, it must require a blood sacrifice every night.

I wish for money.

Granted, but you get one penny

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I wish my school was more accepting.

Granted, but now it makes a rule that previously prejudiced-against students must be hugged for fifteen seconds as soon as you see them.

I wish I could ride well.

Granted, but now you can never ride ever again.

I wish for another arm!

Granted, but you will lose your other one.

I wish for a bunny

Granted but you cannot grow up again

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I wish for a Doughnut

Granted, but you can never eat the last bite of it. Instead, you can only stare at it sadly

I wish for a diamond