Granted, everybody but you will have clear skin

You can only see the future, you become blind to the present

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i wish to be immortal

Granted, but everything you know and love eventually dies.

Also, everything tastes like perogies

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I wish for a wish

You already used it up by wishing for that wish!

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I wish for all dogs to live long, happy lives

BUT, the dogs end up gaining sentience and intelligence on par with humans, and so they create a Matrix scenario for all the world's cats, ultimate ending the age old feud between our furry friends: Cats and Dogs.

Canines being the winner.

Soon, the dogs turn their conquering gaze towards mankind and a war of species leads to death on a large scale with bad 50's to early 2000's music playing in the background with the occasional banger such as Fortunate Son or ANY Fleetwood Mac song.

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I wish to find my hidden talent.

I wish for an Oc with a flower Crown 😂

Wish granted, but the flowers in the flower crown are all dead. Now your OC is sad and wants a new one, but all the flowers are dead.

I wish to actually finish my OC's story.

Granted, but you end up hating the character so much you never use them

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I wish for the rest of my years to contain years a helluva lot better than 2020

Granted, but 2020 repeats itself every single year so you have to live through the same thing

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I wish for my dogs to actually go to sleep.

Granted but they still bother you in their sleep.

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I wish for inspration for art.