Granted, But they always give everyone the uncanny valley effect.

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I wish my cat would stop running out the door every chance he gets

Granted, but he/she only stays in the same room for the rest of it's life.

I wish for more poison birthday cake since my wish got CORRUPTED and my rat invader brought his friends, so I NEED MORE POISON BIRTHDAY CAKE.

Granted, your birthday cake is now laced with lethal poison, unfortunately these rats are genetically mutated enough that poison has no effect on them regardless of the type. They eat it all and leave you none and subsequently begin taking over your home as theirs...

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I wish for the weather to be nicer.

Granted. It now gives you compliments.

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I wish to have a fancy cake appear on my table.

your wish is yours to keep.... But... Its fake you never said it had to be real

I wish.... for an hourglass

granted, you now have numbers one through sixty as glass.

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I wish for my dove to stop cooing at me

Granted but now it will die

I wish my cat wouldn't come in my room at night except to cuddle me

(my birdss >:c)

Granted, but everytime it comes into your room, it instantly teleports out.

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I wish that my old friend didn't hate me

Granted, but now they love you way too much (not love love though, just clingy)

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I wish I could be some sort of silly creature T^T

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I DIDN'T :D (We've been together for 5 months now ^^)

Granted, you are now a sulfer cube from minecraft.

I wish I could have straight A's on all of my assignments