R’jah Ketalone | 175 (looks 17) | Male | Elf | M: Rhett, Raven, Soren
Damn this creature’s little baby legs, R’jah sulked on the saddle, leaning forward in a slouch. He was currently on the back of a chubby little pony whose name was unpronounceable. It was like, Oreian-derag or something like that. He looked down slightly and saw the animal turn its sweet face slightly so that R’jah could see its eyes. Those eyes, so sad and so deep. Like an endless pool of cool, salty water. The elf shifted his gaze.
“I’m sorry.”
He whispered the words so softly that he wasn’t sure if they were audible at all. However, he felt better for apologizing about his disrespectful thoughts. The poor creature was allowing him to straddle its back. He might as well be grateful. His grandfather taught him that horses could read the minds of their riders and could communicate through thoughts. Not that he actually believed that…well, it was plausible. Right? After all, he himself was having weird, mind problems. Every once and awhile he’d hear some faint words that seemed a million miles away but were actually a few feet. They were apparently thoughts from the people around him.
He looked at his companions. Each one was taller than himself. Of course, two of them were only three inches taller, but three inches was a lot to an elf. Especially since he himself was three inches taller than the Elvin average. One of them slightly his height was Rhett, the human. Actually, he was fairly similar to him. Pale-skinned, confident, and apparently archery. R’jah noticed the arrows and was impressed by them. They were well-crafted and solidly built, or at least the fletchings were. He couldn’t see the rest of the shaft, as it was covered by the quiver. Hmm, I’ll have to talk to that one, he thought as he took a sideways glance at his own arrows. They were grey goose feathers, most were fletched by his grandfather, but he had done his share of the work, too.
He adjusted his attention to the another one, this was the only girl of the four. Raven, a dryad, was also pale. For a while, he stared up, admiring her crown. It was interesting the way the branches tangled and the flowers perched upon her head. Her complexion with her dark, earthy hair reminded R’jah of his mother. However, his mother didn’t have those eyes, a greenish brown that reminded him of moss or ferns. It had been a while since he had seen those, well, that is before he passed through the Land of Dryads. Before this all happened, he remained in the large cities of men and elves where he…won money from tavern-drinkers.
There was another dryad, Soren. He was rather opposite to the groups theme. His skin was richly tan and it seemed as if tree branches were growing out from his head. It also looked like he rolled in a pile of leaves, but it didn’t look like a complete mess. He knew that if he did that that his he’d look like an unruly cow. Maybe that was just apart of the dryad magic. The cloud covering the sun faltered and shone in his eyes. Damn the sun, his thoughts growled. He’d have to squint to continue studying his taller companions, so he shifted his eyes to his own sight level. Damn those stupid tall species. I hope you all get knocked off by a branch. He couldn’t help but break what he thought was a mischievous smile at the thought of the somatotrophin-overdosed imbeciles crashing to the ground. His smile faded when he realized that Soren would still stand at his height, if not more. He should’ve complained for a taller ride.
He let his tongue rest in his mouth for what seemed hours, occasionally opening his mouth to speak but he never knew what to say exactly. He didn’t know these people. They were on a species-saving mission for crying out loud. What he would have to say about it would sound childish comparing to these probably heavily-educated individuals, and of course he couldn’t reveal his true intelligence on the subject. Even if he was a scholar, he wouldn’t be sure what to say. So far the past few weeks had flashed before his eyes. It was rather crazy and it wasn’t a good kind of crazy, rather the confusing, dizzy type that you get from being blindfolded and spun for a piñata. He hoped that this piñata would be worth the trouble and spill more than just the cheap stuff. First things first, it took them for what seemed ages to approve his trip through Eshal because of his small criminal record. He wasn’t there to steal anything or to gamble (maybe a little). He was there to reach the dragons. Of course, since they welcomed him so nicely he decided to take something with him. Of course, a handful of berries from some stranger’s bush isn’t much payback but it would have to do for now.
His eyes swiveled from side to side, bored of his surroundings. It was all the same. Short, stubby excuses of trees and the sun’s stinking glare. The silence was killing him. If he couldn’t add anything to what was happening on this mission, he could at least break the quiet. He leaned back in his saddle and dropped his head backwards in a lazy motion. He let out a snuffed noise that was a poor imitation of someone sleeping.
“Oh. My. Gods.” He emphasized the three words, “this has got to be the hottest day of my life. Or at least the most annoying. By George, is that steam rising from your head?” He pointed at Raven’s dark hair.
A little while later he slouched heavily on his mount’s neck so that his torso rested on it. To add emphasis he panted like a dog and occasionally he blew down the throat of his shirt.
“I’m gonna die in this barren wasteland surrounded by tall peoples.” He grumbled to his pony.
He scratched the back of his neck wear his dragon scales were. Ever since they popped up, his neck felt a bit stiffer than usual and he could feel the difference. It was an odd sensation. Since it felt foreign, apart of him was frightened by it and the other part of him knew that it was his ticket to the adventure. He looked at his traveling companions. It was an adventure that included these guys, so he should probably try to get to know them better. Or at least for them to know him better.
So, what should I recite for them?
After a high debate, he finally settled on a fairly short but informative one. He cleared his throat and melodramatically closed his eyes and put a hand over his heart.
My name is R’jah Ketalone
Ruh-jah—not Rah-jah—please mind
I can cook, shoot, sing, write, and ride
I speak with much pride
To inform you that I’m self-taught
And will face all dangers that evil hath wrought
He opened his eyes and realized that he had forgotten over fifty percent of this poem and that he had just recited the wrong verse as well. For a second you could see his oh shit moment. He licked his lips and opened his mouth to end the poem in hopefully a clean and non-embarrassing way.
My name is R’jah Ketalone
I bid thee farewell
And we’ll meet again…uh, in the pits of Hell
He then bowed as best as he could while on horseback. It could’ve gone worse and to be honest, he had gotten out of tighter spots with worse rhyming skills. He shook away the memories of him rhyming orange with Florance. That had been a bad day. But this is a new one, he reminded himself. He waited for his audience’s applaud, similar to one that his mother always encouraged him with. Whether he would get one or not, he expected some form of praise.