So the rules are really simple, dont ask 'Why did you' in an inappropriate way, and have fun!

Here's how it works

Person 1: Why did you bury that stick?

Person 2: So my dog couldn't find it. Why did you leave the toothpaste cap off?

And so on and so forth. You can add a 'question' on here every 2 responses, so it doesn't get too clogged. For the answer part, you're trying to make the most ridiculous response.

Also, anyone can answer the 'questions'.

I'll start.

Why did you not respond to my texts?

I didn't check my messages, sorry.

Why did you leave the oven on?

Because I had to pick up a cat

Why didn't you come with me?

I got lost and forgot what I was doing between the couch and the front door.

Why did you forget to get a new bag of dog/cat treats?

Because I was asleep!

Why did you pick up a stray?

Because it needed a home

Why did you ask me that?

Because i adopted the stray..

Can I have them back?

Perhaps if you bring me chocolate milk
why is your refrigerator running?

Honestly, no clue. Probably has to do with it having functional parts though.

Why did you run from the wasp?

There was a wasps? Where? I didn't see no wasps..

Are you sure your hearing things correctly?