>:T My CaT GaVe Me FlEAs

Bruh, that is the worst

yeah >.> I have one on my BUTT >:(

Dude, that is NO good O_O I'm so sorry

It's bad enough finding a random hair in my crack that's NOT mine, I don't want fleas on my backside

>.< my cat is staring at me legit like UwU and >:3

I'd be so mad right now

Ello

Heyyo

I once woke up to a wolf spider tap-dancing it's way across my big butt. I love wolf spiders but it was a bit inappropriate for it to act that way with a stranger.

Also, my blood is appearently tasty. I always get fleas first and spend most of summer covered in skeeter bites.

Man, I slept through all my alarms :/