Percival: I desire moisture.
Avenoir: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Aster: Oh Percival, we have a visitor!
Percival: Don't tell me it's Avenoir.
Aster: It's Avenoir.
Emery: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Percival: Emery, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
Aster: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Amyntas: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
Emery: I’m gonna die alone.
Mosi: Emery, you’re not gonna die alone.
Emery: Amyntas, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Illa: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Emery: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Emery: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Emery: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
Amyntas: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
Amyntas: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
Sumire: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.
Mircea: Sumire, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
Mosi: Are you ready to commit?
Amyntas: Like, a crime or a relationship?
*Everyone is giving advice to Roskr*
Aster: It's okay to ask for help.
Avenoir: You're not a burden.
Amyntas: Murder is okay.
Illa: Your feelings matter.
Percival: Can I have some?
Avenoir, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.