Cyril.
Part I: The Basics.
1. What is your full name?
Cyril Faustus Blackwater.
2. Do you have any nicknames? If so, what are they and how did they come about?
Cereal. My brothers are comedians.
3. What species are you?
Human as far as I'm aware.
4. When & where were you born?
Loire Valley. June 25th, 1994.
5. And this would make you how many years old?
Twenty-six.
6. Would you classify yourself as a "good" or "bad" guy?
I swing both ways.
Part 2: More In-Depth.
7. How would you describe your personality?
I'd like to say I'm laidback, but plenty of people would say otherwise.
8. Would you say you do well under pressure?
Sure.
9. Do you like to read?
On the rare occasion that I have the time, sure.
10. Favorite color?
Forest green.
11. Do you get along with others?
Well enough.
12. Do you have any enemies?
Many of my students like to think so.
13. How about friends?
I have a few amiable people on speed-dial.
14. Are you patient?
Try to be.
Part III: Hypothetically. . .
15. Suppose you could become any creature that you know of. What would you become and why?
A cat, probably. I adore them more than I adore my own brothers, although that isn't really saying must.
16. One of your enemies (#12) just complimented you. Response?
What do you want now?
17. One of your friends (#13) just insulted you. Response?
Wouldn't be surprised, most of my closer friends are sarcastic shits.
18. If you could change anything about yourself. . .
My height. I'm, unfortunately, the shortest man in my family. Standing beside my brothers in family photos makes people think I'm still a teenager.
19. About your home. . .
The fact that so many people know where it is. And after all the precautionary measures I've taken, too.
Part IV: Getting Personal.
20. What are your parents like?
Never knew my mother. My father is a very strange, disturbed man, but. . . lovably so.
21. Do you have any siblings?
Two brothers, Peter and Damon. None of us look anything alike, you'd never be able to tell we were related. I do also have a sister, Jessica, but we don't talk often.
22. What's your occupation?
I co-own a business with my brothers, but I double as a law professor in a private university.
23. Well, do you like it? Your job, that is.
Yes, I do.
24. Are you seeing/dating anyone?
I've been a bit too busy to try for romance, so I'm afraid not.
25. Thinking about getting engaged, married, other?
Marriage is not one of my priorities and I would be content if I lived my entire life without a ring on my finger. Don't tell Peter.
26. Tell me your biggest secret.
How forward. Are you sure you'd be able to keep it?
27. Your worst fear? You don't have to answer this one, of course.
It seems that someone here shares my thalassophobia, so I'll share my other irrational fear, which is the idea of fatherhood. Yes, I know, it's ridiculous, but it seems my father's incapability of raising a child- or sticking to one woman- has affected me in more ways than one.
28. Back to lighter stuff. Favorite food?
Pasta. As much as I want to watch my weight, carbs are worth it.
29. Favorite drink?
Hot coffee, probably. Only thing getting me through the day.
30. Tell me one thing you're proudest of.
It's a tie between my students, my brothers, and my cats. It would take me forever to explain, but I do want them all to know that I am proud of what they're becoming and excited to see what they turn into. Hopefully armed robbers is not the answer, although some of my students are probably headed in that direction.
31. Something embarrassing about you? Don't have to answer this either, don't worry.
Apparently it's embarrassing that I don't mind when my niece comes over and practices her skills on me. Hair, makeup, nails, whatever. There is nothing weird about it to me, but people get so upset over it.
32. If you didn't answer question 27 or 31, tell me why.
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Part V: Closing.
33. Are you satisfied with your life right now?
Yes, but I'm sure I could make improvements.
34. Anything you feel like you have to do? Bucket-list, major goals, or something you know you need to do immediately.
Not really. The constant mention of romance is starting to get to me, though- not.
35. Any hobbies?
I don't have much time for hobbies, honestly.
36. If you could have one wish granted right now, what would you wish for?
Literally just height. Just a couple of inches. Peter is 6'7'', for God's sake. Damon's almost 6'4''. Why am I down here?
37. How would you describe that wish? Selfish? Selfless? Trivial? Important? Other?
Selfish but very important because seriously, I am the most mature human being in this family. I do not deserve to be the ant.
38. Do you like change?
I suppose change is necessary every once in a while, but I can't say I'm a fan.
39. What is your most valued possession that you've ever owned at any point in your life?
I can't pick one thing.
40. Anything else you feel like sharing?
Yes. I'm late for work thanks to you. Delightful experience, would not do it again.
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