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Jasper's Arson Atempt #1 *Accidently catches self on fire while nobody's watching" |
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*when the Squad drops food*
Juniper: Eh, oh well.
Fergus : FIVE-SECOND RULE!
Isadora: FUCK!
Maze: *just gets more food*
Genévivè: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
Cyprus: *eats the food off the ground* |
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Isadora: Nothing in life is free.
Cyprus: Love is free.
Juniper: Knowledge is free.
Maze: Friendship is free.
Fergus : Self-respect is free.
Genévivè: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
Juniper: Genévivè, that's illegal-
Isadora: No, let them finish! |
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Isadora: What did you get Fergus for their birthday?
Genévivè: I got them a kitten.
Isadora: Really? Me too!
Maze: I also got them a cat.
Juniper: Looks like we had the same idea.
Genévivè: Cyprus, please tell me you didn't get Fergus a cat as well!
Cyprus: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
Genévivè, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever! |
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Akhen: Pitiful.
Not Debbie said:
Jasper's Arson Atempt #1 *Accidently catches self on fire while nobody's watching"
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I don't know why but this makes me smile to think about them all playing a family board game night together
Spellbound said:
*The Squad is playing Chess*
Genévivè: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Maze: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Cyprus: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Juniper: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Isadora: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Fergus : They named a board game after cheese?
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Determined_Wolf said:
we need a wholesome duo because of all the either a) excessive horniness or b) angst
Fruit Lovers said:
Determined_Wolf said:
Juniper would never- Juniper's only crime is kidnapping puppies and other animals from shelters because he doesn't understand why they are in cages
Spellbound said:
Genévivè: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Cyprus: Theft.
Maze: Disturbing the peace.
Isadora: Aggravated assault.
Juniper: Arson.
Fergus : All of the above. In that order, probably.
If I had Maji in this RP. They would be best friends forever. XD
Ehh I can't handle more than 2 characters. It's something I learned from Strive to survive. *^* |
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Cyprus: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Juniper: >:O language
Genévivè: Yeah watch your fucking language
Isadora: Okay, who taught Genévivè the fuck word?!
Fergus : 'The fuck word'.
Maze: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Genévivè: Oh my god they censored it
Fergus : Say fuck, Maze.
Genévivè: Do it, Maze. Say fuck. |
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Fergus does love cats though.
Spellbound said:
Isadora: What did you get Fergus for their birthday?
Genévivè: I got them a kitten.
Isadora: Really? Me too!
Maze: I also got them a cat.
Juniper: Looks like we had the same idea.
Genévivè: Cyprus, please tell me you didn't get Fergus a cat as well!
Cyprus: ...I got them a kitten.
*later*
Genévivè, in their apartment surrounded by cats and kittens: This is the best birthday ever!
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Juniper: I will not let you down.
Cyprus: Sounds fun.
Isadora: K.
Maze: No, I'm fucking not.
Fergus : Do I have to be?
Genévivè: Please god, I am so tired. |
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Spring Month: 2 
Night 
Flood Moon: 
