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Maze: A mouse!
Genévivè, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Cyprus, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Fergus , giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Juniper, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Isadora: His name is Remi, dummy.
Maze: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people. |
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Acts innocent but she is secretly planning on committing arson, while listening to jaws.
Imperial Sands said:
I feel like Jasper just has a loop of jaws music playing constantly. Like. You just know it.
Not Debbie said:
Jasper: *That one straight person who just exists*
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Genévivè: Christmas lights?
Isadora: Check.
Juniper: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Isadora: Check.
Fergus : Santa suits?
Isadora: Check.
Maze: Shovel?
Isadora: Check.
Cyprus: Alibi and bail money?
Isadora: Check- wait, WHAT?! |
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Isa would be frustrated as to why the flirting tips she received isn't working
Imperial Sands said:
Maze genuinely being like: What are you doing? Your face is doing something weird. Make it stop.
Someone call Percy- |
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*The Squad is playing Chess*
Genévivè: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Maze: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Cyprus: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Juniper: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Isadora: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Fergus : They named a board game after cheese? |
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The only time Akhen approves of her existence is when she is committing arson. Otherwise? ded.
Not Debbie said:
Acts innocent but she is secretly planning on committing arson, while listening to jaws.
Imperial Sands said:
I feel like Jasper just has a loop of jaws music playing constantly. Like. You just know it.
Not Debbie said:
Jasper: *That one straight person who just exists*
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Isadora: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Genévivè, watching Cyprus screaming, Maze trying to set a sleeping Fergus on fire, and Juniper choking on air: I don't know either. |
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Fergus : We have a problem.
Isadora: Let me guess, you caused it?
Genévivè: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Juniper: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Maze: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Cyprus: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem. |
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Maze deadass being like "Whatever you just did with your face... I wouldn't do it again. You looked like a coyote about to gnaw off it's own leg. What I'm trying to say is: it was creepy."
Tamesis said:
Isa would be frustrated as to why the flirting tips she received isn't working
Imperial Sands said:
Maze genuinely being like: What are you doing? Your face is doing something weird. Make it stop.
Someone call Percy-
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we need a wholesome duo because of all the either a) excessive horniness or b) angst
Fruit Lovers said:
Determined_Wolf said:
Juniper would never- Juniper's only crime is kidnapping puppies and other animals from shelters because he doesn't understand why they are in cages
Spellbound said:
Genévivè: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Cyprus: Theft.
Maze: Disturbing the peace.
Isadora: Aggravated assault.
Juniper: Arson.
Fergus : All of the above. In that order, probably.
If I had Maji in this RP. They would be best friends forever. XD
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