While waiting for my post, here are some incorrect quotes for Whispers Cost.
Ambrose: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Illon: The cow???
Ambrose: What?
Karma: Illon, W H Y?
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Karma: HELP! I TOLD AMBROSE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Illon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Ambrose: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Karma: *turning to Illon* How tall are you?
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Ambrose: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Illon does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Karma: If Illon were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Illon jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ambrose: You jump off a cliff!
Karma: Gladly. Provided Illon did first.
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Eni: Tell Agnar about the birds and the bees.
Amel: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Ambrose, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Karma: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Ambrose: Orange soda, please!
Karma: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Illon: Me too, strawberry soda.
Ambrose: …
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Ambrose: Um, Karma, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Karma: We need money!
Ambrose: You're scamming him?
Karma: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Ambrose: What?! No way!
Karma: Why not? We already stole Illon!
Illon: Hey guys
Ambrose: No, we didn't. Illon can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Illon: I wanna steal.
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Ambrose: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Illon: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Karma: Smad.
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Illon: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ambrose: Wasn't Karma with you?
Karma: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Eni: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Agnar: Just rip the bandage off.
Eni: It’s Amel.
Agnar: Put the bandage back on.
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Ambrose: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Illon: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Ambrose: Yes!
Karma: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Illon: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Ambrose: We got spring water
Illon: NO.
Karma: with EXTRA minerals
Ambrose: it's like licking a stalagmite
Illon: DON'T COME HOME.
Karma: Mmmmm cave water
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*The group is getting into the car*
Salen: I’m driving.
Isabella, out of view: Shotgun!
Esta, turning to face Isabella: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Isabella: WOAH-
Isabella, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Esta: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Amel: If?
Illon: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Salen: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Esta: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Salen: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Isabella: edible
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Ambrose: Illon and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Karma: *Sighing* What did Illon do?
Ambrose: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Illon: Who wants a steering wheel?
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*Agnar and Illon sitting in jail together*
Agnar: So who should we call?
Illon: I’d call Esta, but I feel safer in jail.
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Agnar: What did you do with Amel’s body?
Blair: What didn’t I do with the body?
Agnar: …
Blair: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Karma: Hey Ambrose,
Ambrose: Yes?
Karma: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ambrose: …
Ambrose: Where’s Illon?
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Amel: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Eni: Alright.
Amel: TraitorSayWhat?
Salen: Excuse me?
Amel: What?
Eni: …
Amel: …
Amel: No wait-
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Karma: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ambrose: Karma no.
Illon: Mistlefoe.
Ambrose: Please stop encouraging them.
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Illon, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Karma, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Ambrose: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Illon: playing systemic oppression
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Illon: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Ambrose, amazed: Wow...
Karma, to Ambrose: Well what does that mean?
Ambrose: I don't know.
Ambrose, to Illon: What does that mean?
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Salen: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Amel: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Blair: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Ambrose: Karma, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Karma: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Ambrose: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Illon.
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Illon: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Ambrose: You were flirting with Karma.
Illon: So what? They're my partner.
Ambrose: You asked them if they were single.
Illon: …
Ambrose: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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Illon: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Karma: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Ambrose isn’t.
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Amel: Blair, my old arch enemy.
Illon: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Amel: I have a life outside of you, Illon.
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Illon: Hey, Amel? Can I get some dating advice?
Amel: Just because I’m with Eni doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Agnar: Why are you on the floor?
Illon: I'm depressed.
Illon: Also I was stabbed, can you get Esta, please.
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Ambrose, trying to ask Karma out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Illon: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Ambrose: If Illon and I were drowning, who would you save?
Karma: You two can’t swim?
Illon: It’s a hypothetical question, Karma! Who would you save?
Karma: my time and effort.
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Illon: I have a bad feeling about this...
Amel: What do you mean?
Illon: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Amel: No?
Blair: That actually explains so much.
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Amel: I hate Illon.
Esta: "Hate' is a strong word.
Amel: I have strong opinions.
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Amel, smugly, after security arrives to escort Agnar and Illon out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?
Agnar, in defeat: Let’s go.
Illon: Wait.
Agnar: What?
Illon: I’d kinda like to be carried out…
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Esta: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Blair: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Isabella can fight in that dress either.
Isabella: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Esta: Breathe, just breathe.
Illon: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Amel: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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Eni: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Illon: What club?
Amel: The hating Illon club.
Illon: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
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Esta: Guys, Illon is missing.
Amel: Good.
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Esta: I'm very disappointed in you, Amel.
Illon: C'mon, don't get mad at Amel!
Esta: Illon, stop telling Amel it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Illon: But I'm not a person!
Amel: Which is why I punched them!
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Esta: Illon has never seen Star Wars? Ambrose, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Ambrose! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!
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Amel, watching Agnar do something stupid: Illon, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Illon: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Amel: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Amel: So... This is my full potential?
Blair: Yes.
Amel: So, then it's...
Blair: All downhill from here.
Amel: Like Illon.
Blair: I do not know what this Illon is. But it sounds disappointing.
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Amel: What is everyone for Halloween?
Agnar: I’m superman.
Illon: A clown.
Amel: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
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Amel: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Amel: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Eni: I did?
Amel: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Eni.
*walking away*
Eni: …
Eni: Their gone Illon.
Illon, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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Illon: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Amel: What the fuck?
Blair: They’re having an idea.
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Illon: Did Ambrose just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Karma: Yeah, they did.
Illon: And did I just do finger guns back?
Karma: Yeah, you did.
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Karma: Illon has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Ambrose: That can't be true!
Karma: Watch this.
Karma: Hey Illon, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Illon: *Throws themself out a window*