(For new players, this is how the story goes so far:
Once upon a time, there was a ugly dark rock with huge arms and eyes that liked bread. One memey day Shrek opened that door and went out behind the submarine to get a crown and his foot cream fungus. He ate a dragon and pizza, then somebody once told him the rock had a badger. It died before it danced around as a ghost smiled and winked to me. Skeptical, it then opened a restaurant. The dragon was very eaten up down in the area and he died away from you so that we cried hallelujah :D)