Imagine ditching your wife for shoes

Midnight

I can imagine

There, now me and Topaz both obeyed you, Austan. Continue.

WHerE aRE the RinGS????

Fire

And of all shoes, too.

Austan

Sorry, I didn't see it until after, you did great!

Graywing

I gAvE THEm tO WhISPer!!!

*Hold rings out* Here. Finally. *mumbles under breath*

RINGS! YALL SAY THIS WHEN YOU GIVE THE RINGS

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With this ring I, [Name], take you, [Name], to be no other than yourself. Loving what I know of you, and trusting what I do not yet know, I will respect your integrity and have faith in your abiding love for me, through all our years, and in all that life may bring us.

I HAVE THE RINGS! HURRY UP, Y'ALL!