The incorrect quotes are absolutely wonderful and I love them. All very very accurate.

The kinda Weight of Worlds AU one is honestly basically kinda what Garvin said to Briar in the Too Little, Too Late lmao

So. Very accurate.

And Garvin does very much like birds. With as many of the constellation nicknames are birds, he definitely likes birds.

All of these are very accurate lmao

Have some incorrect quotes!

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Andi; “You’re going to regret that.”

Garvin; “Oh, absolutely. But that’s for future me to worry about.”

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Nico; “In case no one told you, Garvin. You’re beautiful. You’re important.”

Garvin, about himself, unable to handle innocent compliments; “Dat ass though?”

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Revan; “Okay. You know what, Garvin? I want a divorce!”

Garvin, who legally cannot get married, blinking; “We’re— Not even married?”

Revan, knowing full well about that fact; “And whose fucking fault is that?!”

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(Have a BTG one, for fun.)

Briar; “What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?”

Garvin; “...I’m not overly fond of what follows.”

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Machai, to Vetle, about Yrja; “You lay one finger on her, I swear to you, Vetle. I swear to you, I’ll throw us off a cliff!”

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*The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity, using both the family cards and everything bagel cards.*

Ovid, reading the first one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Gay.”

*Everyone laughs.*

Ovid, reading the second one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Anime.”

Myrmex; “Nice.”
Yrja; “Okay.”

Machai; “Rhyming.”

Ovid, reading the third one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– Having many husbands.”

Ovid, as everyone laughs; “Okay, you guys…”

Ovid, reading the fourth one; “I do not fight for wealth. I do not fight for glory. I fight for– This goat, who is my friend.”

*Everyone laughs.*
Ovid, holding up the one he just read; “This one wins.”

Faust; “Yes!”

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*Some of the AFCS gang playing the exact same game.*

Akira, reading the first one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– A little heroin here and there.”

Garvin, as everyone laughs; “So true.”

Akira, reading the second one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Only beans.”

*Everyone laughs.*

Devery; “Just only beans.”

Akira, holding it up; “Family edition!”

Devery; “Just only beans!”

Aries; “Only beans.”

Akira, reading the third one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Whatever Master desires–”

*Everyone freaks out while laughing.*

Briar; “Oh my god…”

Devery; “Fuck.”

Aries; “Yo–”

Devery; “Holy shit.”

Akira; “Master capital M.”

Akira, reading the fourth one; “Me: “Hey, Randy! What’s going on?’ Randy: ‘Aw nothing, man. Just– Edging.”

*Everyone laughs.*
Garvin; “Not family edition.”

Akira, holding up the family edition card; “I’m gonna have to go for… Only beans.”
Briar; “Woo!”

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*Another one of the AFCS gang playing it.*
Garvin, reading the first one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Girls.”

Briar; “Nice.”

Aries; “Yeah.”

Akira; “Nice.”

Devery; “By Lena Dunham.”

Garvin, reading the second one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Buildings.”

Akira; “Nice, very true.”

Briar; “Nice.”

Garvin; “What is this? Mid-city Los Angeles?”

Garvin, reading the third one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Butt hair.”

Briar; “Nice.”

Aries; “Ew.”

Garvin, reading the fourth one; “Coming to theaters this holiday season, Star Wars: The Rise of– Fucking me.”

*Everyone laughs and Garvin just doesn’t even bother putting the card down.*
Garvin, holding it up; “We’ll go with this one.”

*Devery raises his hand to collect his point.*

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Garvin; “In light of recent events… Fuck.”

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*Avery, Briar, Garvin, and Amasai playing DnD with Avery as the DM.*

Avery; “You all return back to base to find it ransacked and looted. Graffiti lines the walls, taunting you, clearly signed off by the Liches Goblin Army.”

Briar; “You gotta be kidding me, dude.”

Garvin; “I guess that’s what we get for spending the whole day in the tavern.”

Amasai; “DM, what did they take?”

Avery; “Oh, nothing. Just all your gold, weapons, spellbooks.”

Amasai; “Including my old spellbook?”

Avery; “Yep! You guys should probably all go get that stuff back, I guess.”

Amasai; “I have spent every long rest, since we turned level five, writing an explosive glyph of warding on every page in that book. It has enough magical potential to level the entire city. And you are telling me, a goblin stole it?”

Avery;

Avery; “We’re gonna have to start a new campaign… You guys just beat this one…”

That was absolutely greatness, I loved it and all its hints of angst.

In return, have a very small amount of incorrect quotes.

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*When Yrja and Machai first met*

Yrja; “What did you want to be when you were small?”

Machai; “Hm?”

Yrja; “You didn’t want to be this, I’m sure of that. No child wants to become something like you…”

Yrja; “I wanted to be a ballerina.”

Machai; “A ballerina?”

Yrja; “Yes! They retire young; ballerinas.”

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*One of Preacher’s and Hound’s late night conversations*

Preacher; “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Hound; “Kind.”

Preacher; “Mm…”

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*Rescue mission?*

Amasai; “You get the boys, I’ll take care of these guys.”

Moiraine; “Are you sure? There’s an awful lot of th–”

Amasai, eyes narrowed and twitching; “They hit me with a truck.”

And here is my song lyric thing! Enjoy!

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Song; Bruno is Orange by Hop Along, Queen Ansleis & Frances Quinlan.

(With adjustments to the lyrics to avoid as much repeating and better fit the characters in some spots)

Characters; Lidror, Amasai, and Father Hoshea. Superiors go unnamed, other than Father Hoshea, but are mentioned throughout.

Context; Just some insight into what the organization was like and also into what was pretty much Amasai’s only friendship/real relationship growing up. Here’s a small reminder that Amasai’s ‘middle name’ is Brando. Oh, and all of this takes place quite a while before the world ended.

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*So, uh. While everyone ended up sleeping with someone at least once a week, the pairs were always decided by the superiors, and anything that happened outside of that was considered sinful. Those that could carry were never physically punished, but those that couldn’t very much were.*

Lidror, prodding Amasai to figure out what happened when she’d thought they’d been careful, ‘that man’ referring to the one and only Father Hoshea; “Brando, what did you tell that man?”

Amasai, absolutely deflecting and rambling, halfway dissociating; “He’s a clever man, did you know? We know he works for our doctrine!”

Amasai, actually answering, kind of, at least hinting at his answer, though he is still rambling and half dissociating; “And I know you know I know I can’t control thoughts of things I need and I believe everybody needs blind obedience!”

*More context to the context above— Lidror and Amasai were kind of dating at one point. Or at the very least, they were physically intimate with one another outside of the sanctioned times. The morning after one such meeting between the two, Amasai ends up getting punished. For seemingly no reason, given that Lidror had thought they’d been careful and had even agreed upon a set story.*

Lidror, to one of their superiors, trying to get Amasai out of the punishment; “I think it’s real unfair that you should put him there! All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear!”

Lidror, to one of her friends in the organization, after she’s confronted by them, sticking with the agreed upon story; “Where did you find his shoes? A lock of my hair? All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear!”

Lidror, to their superiors again after her friend shows the evidence of their deed to him; “I think it’s real unfair that you should put him there! All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear!”

Father Hoshea, who technically already knows anyways because of Amasai telling him but decides to use the evidence as just even more, well, evidence; “Then why did you hide his shoes? A lock of your hair?”

Lidror, just repeating the agreed upon story; “All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear!”

*Despite the punishments, Amasai and Lidror continue their relationship. Mostly because Amasai is a very indoctrinated child that’s honestly kinda sadomasochistic and doesn’t completely, uh, mind the punishments. Despite this, Amasai does continue to show just how indoctrinated and twisted his mind is.*

Lidror, recounting a morning after, very much worrying over what Amasai had said while half asleep and half dissociating; “Some dull morning, we were wearing sheets, and he whispered—”

Amasai; “I know that they know better than me…”

*Just a slight look into the fact that Lidror isn’t all that stable either, haha. She had her own sadistic tendencies, though hers did tend to be more playful than Amasai’s sadomasochistic ones.*

Lidror, referring to one of the training sessions they were in together; “See this hand that pushed you off from the peak? I’m sorry, it was just fun and you were laughing!”

*And now, you get ways that Lidror was trying to build up some free thinking in Amasai! Because our girlie doesn’t like the organization!*

Lidror, recounting the one time she had managed to convince Amasai to sneak away from the organization for a bit; “We went running toward the street! I wrote my name, into the fresh painted yellow line! And you wrote your name, right there next to mine…”

Amasai, grimacing; “We had to dodge a truck, he almost hit a buck.”

Lidror, nudging him; “I think we had some luck. And for two bucks, we bought some bread and fed it to the gray geese and the ducks!”

*After Lidror admits and offers something. Their first vocal fight/disagreement on anything. Also their second to last.*

Amasai, absolutely freaking out like the indoctrinated child he is; “Everyone will come, everyone will yell!”

Lidror, backtracking against her offer, trying to calm Amasai down; “I’ll thank you just the same, if you never tell!”

Amasai, still freaking out; “The scriptures say that I will surely go to hell!”

Lidror, trying to calm Amasai down but also thinking back to how he had never been able to keep to their agreed upon story before; “Please be a good man, please say you won’t tell!”

Amasai, literally freaking the fuck out, absolutely in hysterics and absolutely dissociating; “Everyone will come, everyone will yell!”

Lidror, still trying to calm him down; “I’ll thank you just the same, if you never tell!”

Amasai, still freaking out, trying to get Lidror to see reason, absolutely hysterical and dissociated still; “The scriptures say that we will surely go to hell!”

Lidror, literally just trying to make sure Amasai won’t tell anyone now; “Please be a good man, please say you won’t tell!”

*Amasai tells Father Hoshea. Because of course he does. He’s an indoctrinated child of a cult/terrorist organization.*

Father Hoshea, to Amasai, after he confessed everything to him, telling the child what to do for salvation; “Does she know that that boy is an armed man?”

*Oopsies, Amasai was told to kill Lidror for both of their salvation and redemption. This ends up being their second, and also their last, fight/disagreement.*

Amasai, knocking on the door to Lidror’s hideout, a gun held behind his back, lying when she asks why his hands are behind his back so that she would let him inside; “Bearing flowers in two hands?”

Lidror, to herself before opening the door, thinking that maybe he had changed his mind and had decided to take her offer after all; “Very able to hold me down… And love me more than anyone.”

Lidror, seeing the gun when she lets him in and backing the fuck up, putting two and two together; “Brando— What happened to your good sense?!”

Amasai, being the very indoctrinated child he is; “I broke down— That man’s good! You know he works for our doctrine!”

Amasai, trying to use an analogy from their scriptures to explain himself; “Do you recall about our Savior— Broke His child’s legs in two?! Said it’s too dangerous out there to walk so—”

Amasai, pointing the gun at Lidror and dropping pretenses for what he thinks is the obvious answer to her question; “I have to save you!”

Lidror, trying to reason with Amasai and bringing up their promise to one another, quoting what they had originally agreed to tell everyone; “I think it’s real unfair that he should have you here! All I did was skim, on my grave, I swear! When did you lose your spine and all of your vows? ‘All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear’?!”

Amasai, oops he’s very indoctrinated, and lying is bad; “I think it’s real unfair that you should put him there! ‘All we did was kiss, on my grave, I swear’!?”

Amasai, trying to get her to understand and point out that he had tried to convince their superiors to not have him kill her; “When did you lose your troth and all of your faith!? All I did was plead, on my grave, I swear!”

Amasai, starting to point out why he couldn’t have ever joined her; “Everyone would come, everyone would yell!”

Lidror, still trying to convince him to at least not kill her; “I would have loved you just the same, if you’d never told!”

Amasai, preparing to shoot her, still arguing his point; “The scriptures say that we would surely go to hell!”

Lidror, oops, she ends up getting shot; “Please be a good man, please say you won’t—”

*The aftermath. Also known as Amasai having an absolute mental breakdown and punishing himself for everything that had happened with Lidror.*

Amasai, thinking of what would happen if he didn’t at least try to atone; “Everyone will come, everyone will yell!”

Amasai, decidedly leaning on his faith for what to do and preparing for it; “I’d thank Him all the same, if I’d never fell!”

Amasai, steeling his nerves; “The scriptures say that I will surely go to hell!”

Amasai, gouging out his left eye; “I know my good eye, I know I won’t fail—”

*And now, you get to know why Amasai had to kill Lidror!*

Lidror, basically telling Amasai that she no longer believes in their scriptures/superiors and wants to leave, through, you know, admitting she believes in someplace else’s ways; “Brando, did you know that the Greeks in the morning would eat oranges? They were firm believers of fruit curing fevers… And I agree! See, they believe that an orange warms the stomach.”

I love the song and all the information!

Though it's absolutely devastating and angsty, of course

I feel so bad for Amasai and Lidror :""(((