I did, too!
That was literally me when I got my first horse LMAO.
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"What's a Chestnut?"
"Depends which chestnut you're talking about."
"Uhm. The . . . brown one..?"
"Ah! The chestnut horse, you mean."
"Yeah! I really like that breed."
"Breed? Did I hear that correctly?"
"Uh, yeah, it's a breed, isn't it?"
"No! It's a colour, not a breed. A Sport horse is an example of a breed. White is an example of a colour. D'you get it now?"
"Oh, yes! But . . one thing."
"What?"
"What's a Sport Horse, again?"
"Fuck--"