Akira: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Louis.
Blake: You just said it again.
Louis:
Akira: I am not a role model.

Clovis: Wait, hold up, why did you draw yourself like that?
Akira: Uh, like what?
Clovis: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs.
Akira: Uh, this is what I look like.
Clovis:
Akira: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
Clovis: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.
JJ: I wanna have a cowboy hat!
Akira: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*
Raiden: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!
Akira: You can't just take JJ's hat idea, Raiden! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!
Raiden: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!
Bastien: Put Raiden on one of those stupid baby tricycles.
Raiden: NO!!
Akira: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Deamon, want anything?
Bastien, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Akira: A blaster?! No, that's not really your style, Deamon.
Deamon, making finger guns: Pew pew.
Akira: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

Akira, Entering Raiden's room: Kitty did it again.
Raiden: Peace disturbance?
Akira: What no-
Raiden: Arson..?
Akira: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Raiden: uh... Attempted murder?
Akira: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Clovis: The joy of hanging out with Akira. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and they bite the tip of a marker off.

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Raiden: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Bastien: What club?
Catalina: The hating Bastien club.
Bastien: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Akira: Don’t mansplain this to me!
Clovis: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Akira: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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And of course, the one that is actually canon:

Akira: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Clovis: Actually, Catalina is my favourite.
Akira: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

Why are half of Deamons actually accurate 😂

Also..

I went to sleep with 599 notifications and woke up to 644..

Care to explain?

No.

Lol I would say I did my best, but these are super random

"Pew pew"

"Blam blam blam"