Amyntas: We have fun, don’t we, Roskr?
Roskr: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
Roskr: My life is a mess.
Amyntas: Roskr relax, go get a beer.
Roskr: I don’t want a beer.
Amyntas Who said it was for you?
Roskr: I’ve only had Amyntas for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Roskr: I failed my safety training course today.
Amyntas: Why, what happened?
Roskr: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Amyntas: And?
Roskr: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Amyntas: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Roskr: Making four accounts.
Amyntas, tearing up: Really...?
Roskr: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Amyntas: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.
Amyntas: I have very high standards, you know.
Roskr: I can make spaghetti...
Amyntas: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
Amyntas: Roskr and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Roskr: We what?
Winter Month: 2 
Night 
Blizzard Moon: 
