Darla: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Tory: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.

Darla: Oh, that was all real.

Tory: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!

Darla: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.

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Darla: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Wimp.

Darla: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward.

Darla: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 5'6" give me the gun bitch.

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Tory: Why am I the bad guy?

Darla: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Hikaru: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Garvin: Even better!

Hikaru: What the fuck did you-

Darla: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Tory: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Hikaru: Oh, we've had worse.

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Darla: I'm a girly girl with a girly secret~

Darla: I accidentally killed a man

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Hikaru: What are the hardest things to say?

Tory: I was wrong.

Maxi: I need help.

Garvin: Worcestershire sauce.

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Tory: Silence is golden.

Hikaru: Duct tape is silver.

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