Yesterday I was supposed to be watching Minions: Rise of Gru in the cinema with my best friend Maisy, her sister and her sister's friend. As soon as I get there she is not at the f(duck) ing cinema so I go for a bit of a wander. At 14:05 I get there again and Maisy plus her sister and her sister's friend are there, but they only bought three tickets. The movie was fully booked afterwards, and... let's just say I screamed down a pillow for an hour when I got back to my place.