Ainsley dealing with her parental trauma be like:

Ainsley: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Ainsley: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Rica: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Ainsley: Ominous positivity.

Rica, admiring a sleeping Ainsley: You’re so cute.
Ainsley, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Rica, lovingly: I know.
Them💅🏽✨

Elena: "My Queen... What are you wearing?"

Elena: "Wha - What? But you're a - "

Venelana: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ISULTING THE MOOMOO??"

Venelana: "Do I look like a jester??" *Spins around some more, flails her arms about."

Elena: "Yes.. you do.." *Whispers*

Venelana: *Spins around, not even noticing how close she was to the window before she slams her foot into a chair leg and slides out the window*

Elena: "MY QUEEN, ARE YOU ALRIGHT???!!" *She shouts, rushing towards the window and grabbing at the womans ankles.*

Venelana: "Does it look like I am alright??? Help me up!" *She squeals, wiggling her arms and legs*

Tatsuya: *Walking past the Queens window, Tatsu could help but look up, witnessing his own mother in a moomoo.* "What - Mother, what in the??!"

Elena: *Struggling to pull the woman up, Elena grunts attempts to pull her up, but her moomoo... it... it slid down.*

Elena: *Bursts into laughter, pulling Ven back in the house, ignoring the sounds of the Queens cracking bones.*

I'm howling 😭✋🏼✨.

Poor Suya, traumatized AGAIN

Ainsley: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Rica: Ainsley, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Ainsley: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Rica: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Ainsley: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Rica: Th-that's not how that works-

Rica: I hope they've calmed down...
Ainsley: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

I like writing silly things. That's me. lel

Rica would be the big spoon to Ains

Him the flower and her the bee

I must now write silly things-

I request mom reacting to her queer son & his queer army