Tory: Think you can unlock the door for us?
Garvin: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Hikaru, can I have your credit card?
Hikaru: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
Garvin: Thanks. Now Maxi, break down the door!
Hikaru: Huh!?!
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Maxi: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Tory: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Garvin: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Hikaru: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Garvin: *flips the board*
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Garvin, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.
Garvin: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
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Garvin: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
Garvin: *sprays hairspray in their mouth*
Garvin: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
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Hikaru: Garvin, is that legal?
Garvin: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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*Hikaru, Tory, and Garvin are playing poker. Garvin is winning by a long shot.*
Hikaru: Aw, come on.
Tory: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!
Garvin: Go Fish?
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Hikaru: Wake me up-
Maxi: Before you go go
Tory: When September ends
Garvin: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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Maxi: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Garvin: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Garvin: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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Tory: You need to stop swearing so much.
Garvin: Shut the fuck up.
Tory: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Garvin: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Tory: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Garvin: Shit the beep up.
Tory:
Garvin: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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Tory: Dammit, Garvin, you ruined everything!
Garvin: You’re welcome.
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Tory: HELP! I TOLD MAXI I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Garvin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Garvin: I got an idea!
Hikaru: Does it involve breaking the law?
Garvin: By now don’t you think that’s a given?
Hikaru: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Garvin: Don’t bother.