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Decided I needed to do some incorrect quotes too haha -- Maxi: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Tory: Merry crisis.
Hikaru: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Garvin: Hoe hoe hoe.
Maxi: Guys, please. - Maxi: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Hikaru: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Garvin: Tory bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG. - Hikaru, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Tory: Gray. Maxi: Grey. Hikaru, turning to Garvin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Garvin: Dark white. - Hikaru: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Garvin: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Maxi: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Garvin: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Tory: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Garvin: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 - Maxi, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Hikaru, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Garvin, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Tory, appalled: Call the exorcist. - Tory: What's worse than a heartbreak? Maxi: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Hikaru: Waking up in the morning. Garvin: Waking up. |
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If we've learned anything, it's don't let Garvin near microwaves with fruit xD |
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maybe if maxi would stop being such a positive polly he'd have more friends 🙄 |
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Oh don't worry, he still ate the oranges and lemons. It was probably a very sad sight though. |
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I love the christmas one :3 |
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someone tell me to stop making up more incorrect quotes and actually do something useful with my time 🫠 |
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More quotes, quotes are a very useful thing to do with your time ✨ |
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I have done more quotes as well!! -- Tory: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Garvin: Tory: Vroom vroom, come out already. - Hikaru: *Turns on the kitchen light* Garvin: *Sitting at the table, eating bread* Hikaru: It’s four in the morning. Garvin: Turn the light back off. - Tory: Where are you going? Maxi: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way. - Hikaru: Is five a lot of followers?
Garvin: Depends on the context.
Garvin: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Garvin: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers. - Garvin: Are you busy? Tory: Yes. Garvin: Cool, listen to this… - Tory: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. Garvin: But ya' didn't! - Murderer: Any last words? Garvin: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest. - Garvin: You know what I’ve realized? Hikaru: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Garvin: Nice try, anyways- - Hikaru: I just heard Garvin call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there. |
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EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (ask and thou shalt receive 😌) Tory: Where’s my chair?
Garvin : Maxi broke it over Hikaru ’s back while they were wrestling.
Hikaru : Correction, Maxi was wrestling. I was eating soup. --- Maxi : Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Hikaru : I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Maxi : ...
Hikaru : ...
Maxi : OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS- --- *At a bank teller window*
Garvin , in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Hikaru : HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Garvin : *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Hikaru : GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN! --- Maxi : My back hurts.
Tory, walking into the room: Take the spine out. --- Hikaru : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Garvin , poking Hikaru ’s arm: Hikaru Hikaru . Hikaru . Hikaru .
Hikaru : WHAT?
Garvin : …We’re out of Capri Suns— --- Hikaru : What are you drinking?
Tory: Vodka.
Hikaru : Straight?
Tory: No, gay. Why? --- Maxi : Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Tory : Peonies, why?
Maxi :
Tory : Were you going to get me flowers?
Maxi :
Tory :
Maxi : ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ --- Garvin : What? I'm not aggressive!
Maxi : Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Garvin : Survival of the fittest, bitch. --- Hikaru : Maxi , fuck off.
Hikaru : And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick. |
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y'all have no idea how much I enjoy these *^* |
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