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i love these quotes so much- XD The Mosi quotes are gold!
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Percy Gallery Percival: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Emery: I like how this is a "fun" fact. Illa: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you. Percival: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce. Avenoir: Hey, do you take constructive criticism? Percival: I absolutely fucking do not. Percival, rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette. Illa: But Percival, we don't smoke. Percival: Cut the crap, Illa. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke. Percival: *points at Miyaki* One! *points at Amyntas* Two! *points at Mosi* Three! *points at Avenoir* Four! *points at Illa* Five! Percival: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers! Avenoir: *puts a cigarrette in Percival's hand* Percival: Thank you. ...Light? The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters* Percival: Just say when. Emery: When. Percival: I- Percival: Now or later? Emery: Oh. Percival: I feel so burnt out. Roskr: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Percival: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Roskr: Well not if you’re expecting it. Percival: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Mosi: Bees? Percival: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Mosi: Wait- *Avenoir approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly* Illa: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Roskr: *raises hand* Percival: *puts their hand down* Percival: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there? Aster: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before. Percival: Percival: *sobs* Illa: You fucking scared them, you idiot. Percival: *sneaking in through their window* Mircea: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Percival: I was with Avenoir? Avenoir: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again? Mircea: Look, last night was a mistake. Percival: A sexy mistake. Mircea: No, just a regular mistake. Percival: And now for a gay update with Aster and Stace. Aster: Getting gayer. Sumire: Thank you, Aster.
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god we need more quote galleries from all the characters! XD
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Aster has the prettiest nicknames aheheh Tamesis said: Percy's Nicknames: Aven = Feathers, Darling, Cutie Pie Mir = Moonlight, My Star, Prince Broodiness Mosi = Collie Roskr = Honeybun, Sweet Ums, Smoking Rack Aster = Pretty Face, Doe Eyes, Raspberry Illa = Pixie Dust Emery = M&Ms Stace: Little Sinner, Peacock Prince, Dark Light
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More? More.
1.) Eiyeara: Why is Mosi crying? Miyaki: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Mosi: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Eiyeara: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- Mosi: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Eiyeara: NO, NOT THAT!
2.) Stace: What is it called when you kill a friend? Aster: Homicide. Miyaki: Murder. Mosi: Homiecide.
3.) Stace: That's ridiculous, Aster doesn't have a crush on me. Eiyeara: Yes they do. Mosi: Yes they do. Aster: Yes I do.
4.) Aster: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Stace: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Mosi: A realist sees a freight train. Eiyeara: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
5.) Stace, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Stace, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!
6.) Eiyeara: Stace and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us. Mosi: What did you do? Eiyeara: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and- Stace: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Mosi: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi
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Also if that leaf thing happened to Mosi or I we would both cry
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Miyaki incorrect gallery.
Percy: Would you take a bullet for me? Miyaki: ...yes? *Sumire angrily burst into the room* Percy: *running away* Great, thanks! Sumire: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Percy: Miyaki, probably. Miyaki, watching power lines fall down: Aster, Sumire! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! X: There was a motor close to where I am right now. Miyaki: A motor- a motorcycle? X: Oh sorry, a murder. Sumire: That escalated quickly.
Miyaki: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Stace , Aster, Sumire, and X: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Aster: There's no meeting today because Sumire is at the police station. X: They're in jail?! Miyaki: We have to get them out! Stace : Jailbreak! I'm in! Miyaki: I'll dress up and distract the guard! Stace : Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards! X: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot- Aster: No! Sumire wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help! Miyaki: Can I have your number? Ely, visible texting: I don't have a phone. Miyaki: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Surmire: Miyaki, it's four o'clock in the morning. Miyaki: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? Miyaki: But who gets which pencil? X: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Mosi gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.
Edited at January 16, 2023 03:26 AM by Kobeni
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Mosi probably broke the pencil drumming on something.
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Drunk Roskr
Roskr: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you? Roskr: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Roskr: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy. *The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes* Roskr: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Roskr: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business. ( HIM SAYING THIS TO AVEN! Tears of joy?!!) Roskr: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark* Roskr: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Roskr: How about "You banged my mom?" Associate: No... Roskr: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Roskr: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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