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I think it's the funniest thing when some homphode or somethin' comes up annd tries to offend me, as an Agender person, by using my "incorrect" pronouns... Bro, I literally don't care. I've stated multiple times that you can use whatever pronouns you want for me because I feel no connection to any of them what-so-ever and it doesn't effect me at all- I hate people XD |
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Pffft why are people so stupid? I'm sorry some people are trying to be mean to you, but at least you can point and laugh at them for being an idiot, right? |
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Exactly, I really don't care, honestly, if they're gonna be idiots, they can be idiots. They aren't hurting me. If they go after my friends, that'll be a different story :) Luckily, it's just through a Discord server, so I can ignore them pretty easily- |
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I am bored, so I am going to annoy you all with incorrect quotes. Yay! - *The squad is over at Cal's house*
Ethan: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Cal: ... N-No...
Cal, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ethan, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Leroy: I see a-
Cal, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ethan: Oh, well I-
Cal: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Cal, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Nabih: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Aries: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Cal: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Cal: I am someone who owns four ovens... Cal, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Cal: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Eva, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Cal:
Ethan: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Cal:
Cal, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS - Tyler: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Ethan: Only if you also don't ask why
Ethan: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Tyler:
Ethan:
Tyler: This one is fine - *Ethan and Tyler skipping stones on the lake*
Ethan: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Tyler, whispering: Take that you fucking lake - Ethan: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Tyler: Oh, you’ve been?
Ethan: Once. In Monopoly. - Ethan: This is a mistake
Tyler, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ethan: But not today
Tyler, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess - Ethan: This is such a bad idea.
Tyler: Then why are you coming along?
Ethan: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. - Axel: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Ethan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out... - Cal: Fuck.
Ethan: We've got to work on your cursing.
Cal: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already. - Cal: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Leroy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life. - Cal: Am I going too far? Ethan: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison. - Cal: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Ethan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up. - Cal: You love me, right, Ethan?
Ethan: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. - Axel: We need a distraction.
Aries: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Cal, whispering: My time has come - Axel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Aries: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Axel: Yes!
Cal: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. - Axel: You have to apologize to Aries
Cal: Fine.
Cal: 'Unfuck you' or whatever. - Axel: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Aries: You were flirting with Cal.
Axel: So what? They're my partner.
Aries: You asked them if they were single.
Axel:
Aries: And then you cried when they said they weren't. - Cal: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Leroy: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak - Cal: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Leroy: Alright, what's 30x17?
Cal: 47
Leroy: That's not even close.
Cal: But it was fast. - Cal: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Leroy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Cal: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. - Cal: Am I in trouble?
Leroy: Take a guess.
Cal: No?
Leroy: Take another guess. - Cal: Okay, help me, please!
Leroy: Got two words for you.
Cal: I bet they won't be helpful.
Leroy: Your problem.
Cal: I was right |
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Love the markiplier quote and I love the chaotic quotes of Ethan and Tyler. Cal would definitely say the sapiosexual bottom quote though- I need to make some quotes again hold on. |
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Nabih: This is a stress toy. Any time you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze. Cal: *makes direct eye contact with Nabih and squeezes toy* Nabih: Cal: *keeps squeezing* Nabih: Cal: *pops toy* --- Cal (when meeting Ethan for the first time and trying to be friendly): HEY! I think you’re really COOL! I like you A LOT! Maybe we can hang out or something…. --- Nabih: You see, that's what makes us a good team! We each have our own strengths. Now, who are amazing parents? Leroy: We are…. Nabih: I can’t hear you! Leroy (chuckling): We are! Nabih: Don’t you forget it. *tries to open car door* Leroy (panicking): Didwejustlockourbabyinthecar?? Nabih (also panicking): Did you put the keys in the bag?! Leroy: I put the keys in the bag— Nabih: Oh, Leroy, I told you not to put the keys in the bag! Leroy: Don’t freak out, come on, don’t freak out! Nabih: *pressing face to car glass* Axel, it’s okay! Axel: *entirely oblivious to parents’ panic* --- Cal: *goes off to do something dumb* Aries: Looks like I’ll have to start his obituary…. Nabih: Awfully morbid little thing, aren’t you? Aries: Yes…. Eve: It begins with an ‘L’? The ‘L’ word? Ethan: Lesbians? Eve: Lost, E. We’re lost. --- Ethan: See that man over there? The one in the big tree?
Tyler: *SCREAMING* Ethan: I love that man. I will die and kill for that man. |
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Those are glorious, Dete! I love them all. The Leroy and Nabih one would totally happen, too- XD |
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Lightbringer
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the longer this rp goes on, the more I am convinced Leroy and Nabih will just become the tired dads who make coffee for each other and take turns tucking to kids in- |
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Neutral
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Oh, they absolutely will- |
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Do you guys ever think about fun little scenarios like: Cal gradually goes insane until the point where he isn't sure what's real anymore and the main villains "help" him and he turns into a Joker-like character as he tries to murder his friends who really don't want to hurt him? :D |
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