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Passi: Not me, my Queen, I'm not breaking any rules! Suya: Didn't you kill your parents? Agnar: Yeah, and aren't you gay too? Passi: Ah, technicalities. Also, how do you know about that? All of that. Agnar: Gaydar. Suya: You mumble in your sleep about killing them. Lost Memories said: The Queen: It's come to my attention that some people may be breaking the rules of Everlong. The knights: ... The Queen: Wait- Is it... Is it all of you? The knights: ... Agnar: Gay man army, bitch! Suya: Yeah, like, most of us are dating each other- The Queen: Shit, who's supposed to protect me now?!
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Also, I'm already in love with Amos and Irfam's friendship XD So, of course, I had to make them more incorrect quotes- - Irfam: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Amos: Irfam, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass. - Irfam: Am I in trouble? Amos: Take a guess. Irfam: No? Amos: Take another guess. - Irfam: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Amos: How can you still say that? Irfam: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. - Irfam: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Amos: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Irfam: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. - Irfam: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Amos: What did you do? Irfam: Nobody died. Amos: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Those quotes are most certainly accurate lmao
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I need more of Len & Gen lmao. Len now has a Sugar Momma xD Edited at October 1, 2022 02:18 PM by Spellbound
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Seb, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Tatsuya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. - Seb: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Brosc: Have everyone stand. Agnar: Bring three more chairs! Raulf: The most important ones can sit down. Passi: Kill three - Seb: Bye Agnar! Bye Brosc! Bye Raulf! Bye Passi! Bye Agnar! Brosc: You said ‘bye Agnar’ twice. Seb: I like Agnar - Seb: Fuck. Agnar: We've got to work on your cursing. Seb: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already. - Seb: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Agnar: You and me!!! Seb, tearing up: Okay - Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Raulf with Seb and Agnar behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Seb: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Seb: Brosc FUCKING FELL OFF! - *The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Agnar: I will not let you down. Seb: Sounds fun. Tatsuya: K. Passi: No, I'm fucking not. Brosc: Do I have to be? Raulf: Please god, I am so tired. - Raulf, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Agnar: Hey! Passi: Hi. Brosc: Hello. Seb: Hey. Raulf: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Tatsuya: We were out of Doritos. - Raulf: Anyone d- Agnar: Depressed? Brosc: Drained? Seb: Dumb? Passi: Disliked? Raulf: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ... - Kiano: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Dalion: Oh, you’ve been? Kiano: Once. In Monopoly. - Kiano: I actually have a black belt. Dalion: In what, karate? Kiano: No, from Gucci. - Kiano: Can you keep a secret? Dalion: Do you know anything about my life? Kiano: No I do not. Good point. - These are so fun to do even if they aren't entirely accurate lmao. Also Agnarrr <3 Updated with some Kiano & Dalion ones :D Edited at October 1, 2022 04:17 PM by Moose
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This Is The One Seb, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Tatsuya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK. -
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Yess, I love all the inncorrect quotes! Seb being Agni's big brother is so sweet <3
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Raulf sounds like a total died in those quotes I feel like he'll he the teacher that's stuck with a bunch of energetic students And a delinquent, ahem, Passi
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I was imagining Raulf's just tired of dealing with the chaos that is the rest of the Knights lmao. Poor guy Also do include the Shadow Knight in my affiliations?
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