yes thank you I appreciate the non-violence towards me mother lmao

what about my fists? I can jab, cross, uppercut, knife-hand strike, punch, tiger strike, throat/eye poke, back fist, spear hand, hammer strike and probably one more thing I forgot-

Three words.

Flaming.

Black.

Hole. >:(

.

*puts protective, unpoppable bubble around Daughter worriedly*

uh

yes I think imma hide behind mother

well actually

fine

you are an awesome fighter and puncher and drop kicker I'm sure but I can just run away with my speedy soccer legs

hmmm... I know how to fight with a sword, nunchucks, and staff... That's technically not me touching her-

I own a horse- he can run faster than you >:)

Nephew -

FINE. You need better instructions? Here ya go.
No. Harming. Daughter. In. Any. Way. Shape. Or. Form.

.

*stands in front of daughter protectively*

Hmmm...

okay fine

you can have your horse

but I'm smaller than your horse so I can just run through the forest and through some rocks and climb a bit and then keep running and your horse can't keep up so ha >:) Also you can't drop kick me form a horse. You'd have to dismount, and by that time it would be a foot race

hm

are you fast?