I'm doing it, I'm starting my incorrect quotes... they will be consistently flowing from here on out XD
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Brosc: Good morning.
Raulf: Good morning.
Agnar: Good morning.
Passi: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Sebastian: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Sebastian: Are we really going to let Brosc keep Agnar?
Raulf: We kept Passi.
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Passi: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tatsuya and Sebastian's convo?
Agnar: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Raulf: I'm in the washing machine.
Brosc: I'm in the closet.
Agnar: We accept you Brosc. <3
Brosc: No I'm literally in the closet.
Agnar: Love is love. <3
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Sebastian: Croissants: dropped
Tatsuya: Road: works ahead
Agnar: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Brosc: Shavacado: fre
Raulf: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Passi:
Passi: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Elena: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Amos: It's kind of complicated, but Irfam-
Elena: Got it. Forget I asked.
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*Elena recording whilst Irfam and Amos are arguing*
Irfam: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Elena: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Amos, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Irfam: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Amos: It's my favorite movi-
Irfam: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, AMOS!
Amos: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Irfam: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
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Elena: It’s funny how well you and Amos get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?
Irfam: Amos hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.
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Elena: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Irfam: We have three actually-
Amos: Pick your favorite.
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Geneviève: Are you trying to seduce me?
Lennox: Why, are you seducible?
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Geneviève: We’re getting married, bitches!
Lennox: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Lennox: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Geneviève: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Lennox: No!
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Agnar: I am a responsible adult!
Irfam: *raises brow*
Agnar: I am an adult.
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Irfam: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Agnar, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Irfam: Agnar, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Agnar: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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Agnar: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Irfam: But don't you hate yourself.
Agnar: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Irfam: You disgust me.
Agnar: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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Agnar, texting Irfam: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Irfam′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Irfam, texting back: Fuck you.
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Agnar: I wasn’t that drunk.
Irfam: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Agnar: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Agnar: Holy shit, Irfam, do you know what this means?!
Irfam: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.