On a nicer note, here are more quotes, as promised :)

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Ezra: We need to distract these guys
Mai: Leave it to me!
Mai: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Nico, Hasiya, and Olympia: *Immediately begin arguing*
Akemi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Akemi: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Mai: >:O language
Nico: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hasiya: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NICO THE FUCK WORD?
Olympia: 'The fuck word'.
Griffin: Are you stupid? You guys use the f-word all the time
Nico: Oh my god they censored it
Olympia: Say fuck, Griffin.
Nico: Do it, Griffin. Say fuck.

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Olympia, tending to Nico's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Nico: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Akemi: Violence isn't the answer.
Hasiya: You’re right.
Akemi: *sighs in relief*
Hasiya: Violence is the question.
Akemi: What?
Hasiya, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Akemi, running after them: NO-

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Mai: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Nico: No it’s my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Ezra: Can you keep a secret?
Akemi: Do you know anything about my life?
Ezra: No I do not. Good point.

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Morgan: I made tea.
Jäger: I don’t want tea.
Morgan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Jäger: Then why are you telling me?
Morgan: It is a conversation starter.
Jäger: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Morgan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Hasiya, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Olympia: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Akemi, struggling to keep upright in their 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Hasiya, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

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Nico: *Gets down on one knee*
Olympia: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Nico: *Falls over*
Olympia: The poison is kicking in.

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Ezra: How many kids do you have?
Akemi: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? There is a difference.

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Hasiya: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Mai: Isn't that just killing people?
Hasiya: Ah, technicality.

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Akemi: This is such a bad idea.
Jäger: Then why are you coming along?
Akemi: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Olympia: *Accidentally hits Nico in the face*
Olympia: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Olympia: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Nico: What’s wrong with you?!

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Nico: Top 30 reasons why Nico is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Akemi: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Hasiya: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Akemi's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Nico: Here's some advice
Mai: I didn't ask for any
Nico: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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*Mai and Ezra skipping stones on the lake*
Mai: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Ezra, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

That last Hasiya one is hilarious because of how terrible everyone's family is would actually end up being such a crazy topic for this group to compare

I can only imagine the mass trauma dump XD

Hasiya not even bothering to join because he's 100% certain that he has no trauma B)

Do we want Jäger and Hasiya themesong list? Because I do have those already lmao

Lmaoo

Ooo, yeah, sure!

Snakes from Arcane.

Gretel by Sodikken.

Playground from Arcane.

Spectre by Ellienort & Hator.

CEMETERY by AViVA.

Dance in the Dark by Au/Ra.

Panic Room by Au/Ra.

Kitchen Fork by Jack Conte.

Little Pistol by Mother Mother.

Ghosting by Mother Mother.

The Details in the Devil by JT Music & Andrea Storm Kaden.

This Is Home by Cavetown.

This December by Ricky Montgomery.

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy by Crywank.

Aawake At Night by half•alive.

arrow by half•alive.

What's Wrong by half•alive.

Haus of Holbein from SIX.

Nightmares by Ellise.

Used to the Darkness by Des Rocs.

It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen) by Crywank.

Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten by Crywank.

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Lessons by Ellienort.

12 Rounds by Bohnes.

This Bird Has Flown by The Ghost Club.

Stomp Me Out by Bryce Fox.

Bad Luck by Adam Jensen.

Street Fight by Adam Jensen.

No Mercy by Zayde Wølf.

Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother.

I Am the Fire by Halestorm.

Roots by In This Moment.

It All Adds Up by Shinedown.

Courtesy Call by Thousand Foot Krutch.

KILL YOUR CONSCIENCE by Shinedown.

Gladiator by Zayde Wølf.

Play with Fire by Sam Tinnesz & Yacht Money.

Notorious by Adelitas Way.

The Kid I Used to Know by Arrested Youth.

defeating a devil a day by YOHIO.

You've Created a Monster by Bohnes.

Numb The Pain by Clarx, Ankidote, Shiah Maisel, Catas, Le Malls, & CHENDA.

Cursing out shitty laws, quotes, and songs?? y'all I was gone for one day at work and look at the fun stuff you all did without me!! those quotes were BRILLIANT Adapa, and yes, Socrates, I would love to see your rp idea!

The RP idea would be a steampunk fantasy one

But I have several options for the actual plot lol

Haha, glad you liked the quotes, Dete!

Oooo, steampunk fantasy! I love it already! :D

oh my god yes yes yes yes