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How do I get the Loch Ness Monster to stop borrowing money from me? |
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You deposit money into your savings account. How can i make my car fly to the moon? |
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Don't know. Ask Frank Sinatra. - How do I get away with murdering my relatives? |
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You run towards them and embrace them in a warm hug!
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*googles* how do I fix a broken apple pen |
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You don't. That'll be $6000000 - How do I bathe a cat? |
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Go "a lick lick here and a lick lick there", try not to get scratched to death, and voila. Shiny new kitten!! -- *Google Search: "how to fly a private jet?"* |
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What you wanna do to fly a private jet is, leave auto pilot off at all times. Next leave the piloting area and just sit and relax. Ignore the screams of the passengers as they realize they could die. Then grab a parachute and jump out just when the plane is about to crash. ~~~~
*Googles* how to build a house for dummies |
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Build a mansion with a pool on the beach; boom. House for dummies as they could just fly out the door and onto a patio in California. -- *Google Search: "how to curtsy"* |
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To cursty you must bow very very low, and then fall over ~~~
*googles* how to make pasta |
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Yell "bada bing, bada boom, pasta!" and boom, pasta. -- *Google Search: "how to find a mom?"* |
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