Get on a completely full airplane, wearing a outfit you'd never be willing to be seen in in public, and fly through the brumuda triangle on the way to your destination; sing loudly the entire flight(from boarding the plane to departing the plane)

WARNING: It won't work unless you act proud to be wearing such an outfit, are singing a stupid song the entire flight(and only one song), and every single plane seat has to be taken by a person.

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