Inside a hungry shark's mouth

Where are my crackers?

First you steal the flashes superpower, then you run to Walmart to get apple juice, next you go back home and find your bear friend ate all the crackers and is now hibernating again. Now you cry, you're out of crackers and your friend is hibernating without you.

My nickname is Purple Cucumber, what is your nickname?

Moldy bread

Why hasn't Greenfall been posting?

Plot twist Greenfall is a bear and is hibernating with my bear friend.

Moldy Bread, were you once not moldy, or have you always been moldy?

Gin in cereal.

bone marrow taste good?

Obviously you tape it to the ceiling so your dog can't eat it

Where do I pick flowers?

In a stuff animal's foot.

How do I convince my cat to not be afraid of mice?

Tell your cat that there is an endless abyss of space above us and that the world will eventually explode, your cat will eventually die, and mice are just lower beings that don't deserve rights

How do I un-toast my toast?

Well, there are a few complications. First, you must give some waffles to a bear, then you must give a bag of carrots to a deer, and then finally you must burn moldy bread as much as you possibly can.

How did I just get 43 mush?