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Cant, I broke my hands falling off a slide. Go clean the dining room table!
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i can't! randy chopped it in half! go watch your dog and make sure they don't crap on the floor!
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I apologize deeply, I am too literate to catch falling crap from the behinds of a dog. I'm also blind so I can't watch it. Go set the table!
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but george is sleeping on it! go cross off the correct day off your calendar, I know you haven't been keeping track!
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I won't! You ate the calender! Post something!
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i can't! i'm a master at procrastination! go do your math work!
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I cant, numebrs make me hungry so the more math i do the more I eat and I might pass out from overeating
Go to work
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My fortune cookie told me I couldn't go to work today! Wash the dog!
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What dog? ~ Eat a bag of your favorite candy.
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There was candy? *sneakily throws the bag of favorite candy in the garbage* Clean your whole house!
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