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Lightbringer
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What do you mean? The sky is red. --- why is the sky red?
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Neutral
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Because there's a firebreathing dragon who's making too much smoke ;-; - Why is my dog woofing?
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Lightbringer
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Im sorry to hear that your unhappy with the Proto cani9 45 unit w323 sadly it broken... oh wait Dog not robot sorry we sell um help? have you tried turning off and on? why is human real?
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Neutral
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Humans?! Come on, we all know they're just made up for fairytales. How do I do a backflip while asleep?
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Neutral
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I think you have to wake up first. how do I stop procrastinating
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Neutral
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You probably will procrastinate when I tell you how. - Do dogs bark?
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Lightbringer
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No. In fact we cannot hear and dogs do not exist. This is just A conspiracy theory and we're all little rat things living lives in VR. -- Why must I live?
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Neutral
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Because the rats have chosen you >:3 - Is water wet, or is it just another lie ;-;
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Lightbringer
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another lie. We are still rats that don't feel anything. Life is an illusion. -- How to defeat the Duck holding me hostage? Edited at September 24, 2023 12:54 AM by Corgerus
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Neutral
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You duck the hostage hold -- why do all my art pencils dissapear?
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