What's a funny or confusing thing you've said very confidently?

I kinda find it funny when I fuck up my speech, which happens a lot.. so I wanna see what other people have said :3

I'll begin..

I'm pretty sure I was trying to say something about weddings but that's just.. not what came out ^^"

I brushed my foot.

To my demise I confidently said "I love you too" to my buss driver when she told me to gave a good weekend:)

I've said, several times, and almost said even more times "Good night." when I meant to say "I'm going to take a shower."

One time I said to my Grandmother "I'm going to wash my bish out" when I meant to say "I'm going to wash my dish out." She thought I said bitch!

I can not for the life of me pronounce golf correctly without an accent taking over and it's ended up the butt of some jokes.