I know, right? Dissing the police even before this whole brutality mess. Remember, kiddins, these 17-15-11 (Those were their ages, right? I can't remember) year olds are far more effective than the police at literally everything ever. So if they can do it, so can you!

is it ethical to tell kids to try and fight violence and solve possible murder mysteries themselves-

in a DnD world? yeah XD

"Aw ye boys, let's go stop a crimes"

-A Child, Probably

Legit though, this is how it be.

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Also RiP, yes please, I have so many good characters now that I could use XD

Don't it just suck when you spill potato chips all over your drawing of your D&D character, and now you have to trace over it on a different paper because the first one got grease-stained?

Why hello there! May I join your chat, my comrades? I've been going crazy wanting to play D&D - I just made nine characters, set up a battle, and did the whole thing with them. It sort of just made me sadder.

Hello!

I feel ya there, i'm itching to play as well, made a character myself yesterday and I've already fallen in love with him. ;-;

Ugh, YES, I made way too many characters during COVID it wasn't even funny. Binders of character sheets. I have a gnome wizard who has an 18 in Intelligence, and his next best is a Strength of 8. Constitution was a goddamn five. I rolled consistently under tens except for ONE value and I wanted a 1e wizard in 5e. And so there sits my eternally-suffering mage, choking on his own blood every time he moves faster than a slow walk.

I'm saving them for a gag campaign. As soon as I'd finished the basics, I just knew that I could only do him justice by making him as utterly baffling and impossible as his stats. The in-game reasoning for his absolutely shit everything-except-brain is that he was cursed to be that way. Y'see, he was BORN as a Gary-Stue. Godly strength, more handsome than an actual love deity, everybody immediately loved him. He was so ridiculously overpowered that extradimentional entities (They had to be outside his own universe otherwise they would have loved him too and done nothing) arranged it so that reality itself was out to get him. It started when he was like four, where everywhere he would go things went wrong. Monster attacks, natural disasters, massive magic accidents, everything. Except because he was a Gary-Stue, he beat everything back and got lauded as a hero for his efforts. As you can guess, being constantly praised for exerting barely any effort had some less than plesant effects on his personality. At first, sure, fighting stuff and saving people was a chalenge, but as he grew (And grew even more powerful) everything started becoming super easy, like 'he's One Punch Man and fighting a single completely normal mouse' levels of easy. So he starts going out of his way to find new things to challenge him, except there's nothing. This continued up until he hit 23, when he decided enough was enough and went TO the omnipotent beings to convince them to stop. EXCEPT, once he left his home universe, his Gary-Stue powers could not follow so he was just a regular gnome. Unknowingly weakened, as soon as he found the things messing with him, they immediately locked all of his Gary-Stue-ness away in a bunch of super powerful magical crystals and scattered those pieces of his power across his home dimension. They left him with his intelligence, though, so he could suffer for his incredible arrogance. So now he's stuck with terrible stats, completely unrecognizable to anyone he knew before, and he has to find all the crystals to regain his previous abilities and apperance.