Get your sprinkles out and really butter them up with lard

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How do you draw a stick figure?

Get a few sticks and arrange them in a ceremonial bonfire, which you will then light with gasoline. Ask 911 what to do when it gets out of hand.

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How do you make a gingerbread house?

123, Me a rapper,

bottle capper,

456,

i can't sing,

but let the bell ring,

CUZ

4+4=72

ah pew pew pew

gotta be like you,

20+20 = fuck the world,

Just my luck,

AHHH pew pew pew

i made a rap,

Like a bottle cap,

yeh

hope it helped :')

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CIA be like, why you need to know what rhymes with rap???

Oops double post

Oops trouble & toast

Pickle is to five as 8 is to fish

is I live or do human fly?

dogs are trees.

How do I get powers?

pickled hams

are we robots?

how does one draw

How to send your annoying cat to outer space :

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Step one : Tape a rocket in your kitty's bottom

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Step two : Fire the rocket, to space. Be careful not to burn your cat's tail. Thing to carry in your cat's trip : You country's flag, fish, water bottle, potato chips, oxygen cylinder and any other things.

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Step three : Contact your nearest space research organisation and say that you fired a cat to outer space. If more doubts, feel free to PM me xD

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Why do melons taste like melons, but not like lemons?