I'm not sure if this counts, but here it is-

When I was born, instead of crying, I SNEEZED. That's right. I sneezed three times before crying. Whenever I sneezed I always sneezed three times, until I turned 9. Then I always sneezed twice, until I turned 12. And now I'm just the regular one sneeze

When I was a kid I accidently embarrassed my mom in a local store. Growing up, I watched a movie called 'Ladybugs', starring Rodney Dangerfield. The funny part --at least to my older cousin who was with us-- is that I used it correctly.

In the store there was this fridge with a sliding lid, and it ended up breaking my finger nail when I closed it after picking out which ice cream I wanted. My brain reminded me of that scene in the movie and I blurted out, "Mom, that bitch broke my nail!"

In VPK,

I jumped off the toilet in my dad's old bathroom and hit my head on the doorframe...the day before picture day. So now there's just a picture of little me in their wallets with a scratch across my forehead.

when I was like 4-5 I would try to shove my entire body into a fridge whenever my parents took me shopping for groceries

I have no clue why

When I was a smol bean ( think 3-4 ) I would get so tired while eating dinner that I once FACE PLANTED in my soup and fell asleep. In the soup.

I have a few stories. The first one was when i was like 4 or 5 and I would take EVERY single toy car I had out of the bucket and line them up on the living room floor. If anyone so much as stepped near the line I would freak out screaming "My Cars!" So anyway this next one we actually have a video of somewhere, and I organized everybodies shoes and boots on the little shoe tray thing. It came to the last pair of boots, which where mine, and they didn't quite fit on the tray. So I set them up anyway, and when they fell over, I started toddling around the house holding my head saying "Ohno!" It took like 30 mintues for my parents and grandparents (who where visiting at the time) to figure out what the heck I was screaming about. This last one happened when I was maybe 6 there where construction workers working outside my house putting in a new sidewalk, and they had accidentally torn up a patch of grass and left a hole next to the sidewalk on our lawn. So me being the kid I was decided to fix it. I got a shovel from out shed and filled in the hole. Then one of the workers came by and thought I must have taken one of their shovels, so he said that I could play with it for a little while but I had to put it back when I was done. Then a few minutes later my mom called me in for dinner so I put the shovel back in our shed. Fast forward to the next day I went out the front door and turned to go around to the backyard, and I saw some of the workers not far down the street talking to a police officer. One of the workers pointed at me, so I just booked it to the backyard and hid under the porch. (I had quite a fossil dig going on under there. I actually did find some cool fossilized shells) and so I hid out there all day for nothing because they must have counted their shovels and realized none where missing. I just remember looking back on that now and laughing. I was scared I was gonna go to jail because someone from my school had said that "Stealers" have to eat dirt and sleep on the floor for a hundred years if they got caught. So uh... yeah i was pretty scared. I told my parents about it and they laughed. I didnt think it was funny at the time. XD

oh god thats long XD

When i was little, (about 8-11) i fractured my thumb playing teather ball.

It all started when i went out for resess. It was a cold day but like always i went over to the teather ball. It was my favorite activity to do at recess so naturally i went to play it. No one wanted to play though so i started to mess around with it by myself. Everything was going fine when, boom i accidently hit the pole instead of the ball.

Fast forward a couple days later, i got a exray. Thats when i found out i had fractured my thumb. I then got a bright green cast. It was kinda funny though because the position the did it in made me have a permanent thumbs up. 👍

Well atleast until i got the cast off XD

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Conclusion:

I fractured my thumb by playing teather ball in the cold. 🥶

I then had a bright green thumbs up 👍 cast for a while.

I hope you liked my craziness ^^

Sorry to hit with a serious topic in this lighthearted tread, but I just need to let anyone who might not know that going into frides(ones with rubber on the doors) is really dangerous even when fridge is not working since it cannot be opened from the inside once closed so...yeah, neighbour's kids from when my mom was little did not know this and when they played hide and seek someone hid in an abandoned fridge and suffocated.

On lighter note, I remember running at quite a speed into glass doors-I wanted to sneak off while adults were talking to take one more candy from a bowl, but alerted everyone of my motives loudly, by thunking into glass.