wow yay woooo

I guess it's just us, whoops--

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eh, I'd rattle off all the mushy gushy... but eh. Summarizing it.

You both, a thing. Work together, be there, if you fight... solve it. If one's sick, take care of 'em. I'd say till death but one of you is already dead. So good luck with that.

Your turn, tell the vows to each other and whatnot.

Daze, from the day I met you, I knew we would be friends but I never imagined it would come this far. But here we are, so I promise to love you, even when you're being an idiot and insisting red crayons are better than blue ones. I promise to only bring up the package or other funny stories when it's necessary cough when company is over cough, to always steal the blankets along with your hoodies, and to always let you have the last french fry, unless I'm hungry or they're really good fries, in which case you will get bitten if you try to steal it. So in sickness and in health, through fast and slow wifi, I am yours and you are mine because since I'm already dead, there's no way out of this one <3