Garvin, having just figured out the 'Siri' feature on his phone recently, determined to use it, while shopping with Nico and Aries, trying to verbally send a text to Revan, trying to figure out the name for a coupon and absolutely refusing help from either Nico or Aries because bothering Revan is funnier: "Hey Siri! Text Revan Rowland 🤓🐍 and ask him "What do you call the piece of paper that gets you a discount in the store?""

*Nico and Aries laugh, well aware that they are in the middle of a fucking store and Garvin is not being quiet, lol*

Garvin, trying to quickly add on: "Oh! And Siri, Siri! And send- Send. Send! Siri send."

*Garvin fumbles with the phone a little*

Garvin, glaring at his phone, waiting for the message to send before realizing he needs to add more because he doesn't want to have to read if Revan responds in text: "Are you ready now? Yeah. Siri! Also send to Revan Rowland 🤓🐍, "Respond to the question with voice memo only!" Send."

*Nico and Aries both laugh again while Garvin snickers*

Garvin, realizing the phone didn't understand what he said for some reason, repeating himself: ""Respond to the question with voice emote only!" End."

Aries, looking over in confusion while Nico cackles: "End?"

Garvin, ignoring Aries, trying to get his phone to cooperate: "Siri, send that."

Nico, regaining composure only to tease Garvin: "She's not aligned with you!"

Garvin, getting slightly frustrated, ignoring Nico as well: "Siri send!"

Aries, snickering: "I think- I think you and Siri need to have a little sit down."

Aries, glancing over at Nico as Garvin examines his phone critically: "You know, giving him his phone was our first mistake."

Garvin, not even looking over, drawing out his words in hopes it works better: "Siri! Send to Revan Rowland 🤓🐍 that you must answer that quest- no- Over. Stop!"

Nico, patting Garvin's shoulder comfortingly, holding back a laugh: "It's okay, I'm with you."

Garvin, still ignoring both Nico and Aries who glance at each other, snickering: "Hey Siri! Send Revan Rowland 🤓🐍 a text message!"

Siri: "What do you wan-"

Garvin, grinning in success: "Yes! Send to him-"

*Siri sends the message 'Yes!'*

Garvin, laughing nervously: "Nope, not yes- Nope-"

*All three laugh*

Garvin, regaining composure: "Hey Siri! Send Revan Rowland 🤓🐍 a text message!"

Siri: "What do you want to say to Revan?"

Garvin, nodding confidently: "Ignore the 'yes' message above. Please answer the question with a voice memo only! About the thing that gets you a discount at the store! Send!"

*The message sends and Garvin and Nico crack up while Aries shakes his head, smiling slightly*

Aries, teasingly, knowing damn well him and Nico both know what a coupon is called: "And it's that easy-"

-

Garvin, slightly out of it, talking to a very done Revan about some random shit: "Rev, I'm not goofin' around..."

Revan, clearly just wanting to be left alone: "I don't ever think you're "goofing" intentionally, I think it's just you're true self coming through."

Garvin, smirking: "Don't you think it's kinda endearing though?"

Revan, deadpan: "No."

Garvin, ignoring Revan's answer: "It's like 'Oh man, he's really tryin'.'"

Revan, shaking his head: "No. Not at all."

Garvin, snickering and looking over: "Don't you think I'm kind of a sweetheart?"

Revan, so tired of this shit: "No. It's good I only have to see you in 10-20 minute bits at a time."

Garvin, chuckling: "That's true."

-

Garvin, slightly delusional, stumbling into the room and looking directly at Revan: "What is circulation?"

Revan, after struggling to process what was just asked, looking up in utter disbelief: "That question took a year off my life. It just sucked it out of my lungs-"

-

*Nico and Revan shopping together*

Nico, spotting a watch that holds bugs in the kid section: "Oh, woah, a bug watch! I feel like Vinny would like this!"

Revan, pausing in disgust before nodding in agreement: "You're not wrong-"

Revan, after examining the watch for a moment, sighing and putting it in the cart as Nico very happily giggles: "Yeah, okay. That's for Garvin."

-

*Garvin and Akira were somehow left alone in a fucking kitchen together (huge mistake. The biggest mistake, even-), and trying to make cookies for the rest of the polycule (god save them, lmao), recording the whole thing to "Prove they aren't as bad as the others say they are"*

Akira, sighing as Garvin mixes in the wrong ingredients, looking directly at the camera: "See, I'm usually dumb for a bit. He's actually dumb sometimes."

Garvin, mocking Akira in the background: "He'S aCtUaLlY dUmB sOmEtImEs!"

*10 minutes later, Garvin and Akira semi-successfully made semi-burt cookies... not good ones, but at least they didn't destroy the house, and are sitting eating together, still recording*

Akira, glancing over, well aware that Garvin was in the streets as well, mostly just trying to be funny: "Did you ever leave cookies out for Santa?"

Garvin, oblivious, focused on his cookie: "It's not... It's not Christmas yet, I'll do it later."

*A few seconds of silence and confusion and amusment on Akira's end pass, and Akira looks back between the camera and Garvin, holding in a laugh*

Garvin, finally processing the question and looking up, laughing: "Oh! You mean in my past! Okay! I fully thought you meant like, have I done it yet!"

*They both die of laughter*

-

*Briar hanging out with Nico, who dragged Revan along, before they were officially dating*

Briar, knowing Nico likes Revan, smirking slightly as Revan gives up leaving and just leans against a wall beside Nico, typing on his phone: "So is all this going to culminate in you guys getting married and getting a house together?"

Nico, no hesitation: "We talked about it!"

Revan, unfazed, without looking up: "No, you talked about that."

Nico, shrugging and looking back at Briar: "I talked about it."

-

*Garvin and Nico, after doing something stupid when the others were at work, resulting in a hole in the wall, planning how to get out of trouble with Revan and Ingall, mostly Rev because Ingall would more panic than anything else*

Garvin, taking a deep breath and looking at Nico: "Okay. What we need to do is we need to hide the evidence."

Nico, nodding: "Mhm."

Garvin, nodding along: "So Lecture never sees it."

Nico, nodding seriously, eyes trailing toward the door that Revan just walked through: "Mhm..."

Garvin: "Because as far as anyone knows, Lecture has not seen the hole."

Nico, well aware Revan has seen the hole: "That's right."

Revan, sighing: "I'm looking at it."

Garvin, jumping slightly and turning around, quickly playing confused: "What?"

Revan, already done with this shit, planning on how to take care of everything before Ingall gets back: "I'm looking at it."