It'll be hilarious

Should I tell you who Percival is?

That would be great, lmao

This is Percival!

Credit to [email protected]

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Percival Frowin. Someone Jackie met during college (his roommate, actually) and became friends with. Nowadays, Percy works as a colleague of Jackie's and takes care of any of the actually fancy meetings Jackie is supposed to attend. Because if Jackie attends them, they push the formal dress code quite a bit. Percy used to have a small thing for Jackie but it went nowhere and eventually dropped. He's still a good friend of Jackie's though and cares quite a bit about them. It was also his idea for Jackie to go to the center.

Ooo, nice! I love him already :)

Yep! He's great. He's also going to accidentally tell Ruth that Jackie's at the center. He's also probably never going to visit, since it was part of the agreement when Jackie agreed to go to the center. Then again, so was Percy not telling anyone so... Yeah.

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Surprise attack! Take some incorrect quotes!

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Sol: So the other day I sent Jaquin out to get us some gas.

Sol: And instead of getting gas, they got us novelty cookie cutters.

Sol: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Sol: …

Sol: I love them so much.

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Jaquin: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Percival: We have heart?

Jaquin: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Kano: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Jaquin: Even better!

Kano: What the fuck did you-

Jaquin: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Jaquin: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Percival: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Jaquin: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Percival:

Percival: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Jaquin: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Percival: Actually, Jaquin, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Sol, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jaquin: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Jaquin:

Jaquin: It's perfume.

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Ruth: You know what’s funny about Jaquin? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

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Ruth: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Jaquin: I boiled gatorade.

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Jaquin: Iezekiel? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Iezekiel: Jaquin, I swear to god—

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Ruth: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Jaquin: Awww, thanks-

Ruth: That’s not a good thing.

Jaquin: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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Percival: That's not funny.

Jaquin: I thought it was funny.

Percival: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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*Percival and Jaquin are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Percival: oh my god, Jaquin, backwards!

Jaquin: Really, Percival? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Iezekiel: Jaquin just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

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Percival: I just heard Jaquin call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.

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Ruth: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Ruth: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Jaquin: ...Thanks.

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Percival: Jaquin, no.

Jaquin: Jaquin, yes.

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Jaquin: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Percival: ...What???

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*Jaquin is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*

Jaquin: Clear orange juice?

Jaquin: Oh, it's empty.

Iezekiel, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Also, trying to decide what to do with my third character. Some friends have suggested DID but I do not know for sure... What do you think?

I love all the quotes!

The first is so accurate and sweet as well, lmao

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Hmm, I actually contemplated doing that for Z as well, but I'm a bit nervous about portraying the disorder wrong since there's already such a negative stigma around it, so, maybe I will in the future, we'll see-

I think as long as you've done enough research and stuff though, it should be fine!

Also, It was one of my psychology hyperfixations, so if you need resources (specifically YT channels), I got you! My favorite would be DissociaDID

Yesss

Jackie totally got distracted by their dinosaur hyperfixation lmao

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See, that's my worry too. That I'll portray it wrong.

Definitely relate to the psychology hyperfixation lmao

And regardless of if I do it or not, I will be checking out that YT channel

I want more options to consider before I make a choice though, since... Yeah. I'm not sure. I don't want to portray it wrong if I do it.

It's so adorable. And you better bet that Sol's putting their new knitting skills (something they picked up to help stay awake) to use to make Jackie a dinosaur sweater, lmao

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Very fair. Well, whatever you decide, I'm sure it'll be good! :)

Jackie will squeal. And bounce off walls. And just absolutely adore the sweater. It shall be worn all the time. They'll have to be wrestled out of it.

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Yeah... Hopefully.

For now though- Any other stuff I could/should consider for my third character?

Awww, I love their friendship alreadyyy :'D

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Hmm, I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I'll let you know if I come up with any ideas!