You can pick one or two from each list, and if you have specific individuals in the groups listed then you can do that too lol

I'll be doing song things, and I'll give you a list for each you choose too haha

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Garvin NPCs

Devery

Pirates

Repetitive Nickname Gang

The Old Pals

Sus Gang Mafia Thing

Revan NPCs

Graci

Katalyn

Naomi

Monta

Dead Family Members

Irfam NPCs

Alvis

Promachus

Raphael

Angelita

Fida

Mergen NPCs

Philip

Kalei

Lysander

Vigge

Helge

Gorōta NPCs

Cenric

Daiji

Hanu

Iona

Khom

Simon NPCs

Anna

Damasos

Stamatios

Nikomedes

Zosimus

Hesiodos

Khorne NPCs

Euthymenes

Troy

Quincy

Mrs Cattell

Clio

Chile

Yeah, I kinda love it, honestly. Lmao

Well, at least Kos can pay him back XD

Noooo, Irfam, don't say that!

True, lol

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Ooo, fun! Okay, let's see

Devery and The Pirates

Katalyn and Montana

Alvis and Angelita because I'm curious, lmao

Kalei

Hanu

Anna and Stamatios

And the sibling duo (Clio and Chile)

:D

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Also, I totally fell down the rabbit hole of thinking wayyy ahead in the future of our characters, specifically relationship wise. Like, "hm, what kind of parents might they be??"

Keep in mind I'm thinking as though everyone's worked through most of their shit and is healthy, or very close to healthy :)

I also only did the ships that we've decided this far. Enjoy!

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First off, all wonderful parents. They'd make an adorable family eventually

Nico: The overly energetic parent that's totally planning all the vacations and is constantly dragging their kid around to a bunch of different fun places. Garvin and Akira would certainly come along as well.

He's also totally singing lullaby's every night, cute.

Garvin and Akira (clumping them together since I feel like they'd be very similar in this regard): First off, these two are definitely giving this kid/these kids the childhood that they never got to experience. That said, they totally be the parents that jokingly embarrasses their kid in front of their friends. You know Miles's dad at the beginning of Into The Spider verse? Yeah, that's how I imagine these too. Pranksters, but they don't cross the line, and they may or may not have a habit of encouraging their kid to beat up anyone who messes with them or their friends... And threaten to go beat up the parents of the kids that are messing with them. Oh, and they're total providers too. That kid is never going anywhere without some extra change and a lunchbox full of food. Doesn't matter where they're going, they will never be in a situation without resources. Mostly laid back, definitely going on all the adventures with the kid and Nico.

Revan: A very involved parent, actually. Quick to encourage the kid to always do their best but also always very clear that as long as they do their best, then it's perfect and, no matter what, he'll always be there. Also, definitely spoiling the kid. Not subtly either. They get what they ask for and more. And yeah, I imagine he's still the same with his partners.

Ingall: Totally forced to be "the mean one." Not because he's actually mean at all, just because he's the only one that isn't constantly spoiling the kid. He's definitely the one laying down and enforcing the rules,. "Go ask Ingall" is probably something the kid hears decently often. Him and Revan are probably the ones going to parent-teacher meetings and are also probably the two to help with homework the most. He's somewhat strict, but is also using a gentle parenting method for sure.

Oh, and those reading sessions we talked about? Yep, those still happen! Most of the books are probably chosen by the kid at this point.

Clio: Yep! She's definitely part of this family, and also totally the cool big sister. The one that the younger siblings follow around all the time and admire. She tags along on all the adventures. Maybe a little protective and generally just an awesome sister.

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Also amazing parents, but also probably more of the overprotective parents, not in a bad way, just meaning they're paying close attention to who's around their kid, especially after both having been dragged into less than kind environments. They likely only have a few ground rules and definitely spend a ton of quality time with their kids. I can see them all going on a bunch of adventures, probably mostly outside. I also feel like they'd be the parents that make snacks for when the kids friends are coming over and totally just let everyone chill as long as they want. "Our home is your home" type of thing.

Oh, and Briar would definitely be a parent that constantly embarrasses their kid. And probably accidentally embarrasses Aries as well. For sure a very closely knit family.

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Great parents. Pretty overprotective but also very affectionate. Kostas would for sure be the one doing all the homework help meetings while Karma helped with the more emotional aspects, though both have definitely gotten better at helping in all areas at this point. They spend a lot of time in nature and a lot of time watching movies and shows together.

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Ummm... Yes?

AI child is now a gremlin child who is the spawn of a gremlin. I honestly love it so much.

Much confusion and definitely a lot of cursing, but a ton of fun. XD

Ooo, good choices! I will get the lists of choices for songs to you relatively soon!

And surpise attack! Devery also includes his brothers for sonf choices lol

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I love all of that and it's definitely true. Garvin would also be the type of parent that would let his kids make mistakes while still letting them know that he's there for them if they can't fix those mistakes themselves. A 'Let the kid fall so they learn to get back up', if you will. While also knowing when to pick them up when they can't get up on their own. He's also the type that if he catches the kid sneaking out, he nods towards them, lets them go, and then grounds them once they get back. He might make sure they have cash on them before they go, but that's all. He's also the one to help with any school projects. Not homework, oh definitely not, but a poster board? Sure. Some other hands on project? Definitely.

Revan meanwhile is definitely spoiling that kid. Also though, definitely someone who enforces rules as well. He doesn't take nonsense. Definitely glares at Garvin a few times due to the whole sneaking out thing. Definitely doubles whatever grounding Garvin did too. Also grounds Garvin. And then the grounding actual turns out to be more spoiling, kind of. Less time with friends and more family time, basically. He definitely helps with the math homework, for sure.

Aries would probably be a bit overprotective, but also definitely trying not to be. He makes sure that his kids are prepared, makes sure they're taken care of, and trusts them to be safe. He also trusts them to come to him or Briar if they need help. And he's definitely keeping a close eye on the people his kids surround themselves with. Probably the stricter of the parents out of Briar and himself, though neither of them are particularly strict as long as their kids are staying safe.

Irfam is literally becoming a parent before they're healthy, or anywhere near healthy and the child is AI Child. Whom they literally can't even name. They let AI Child name themself and eventually it'll be some curse word in a different language. Because that seems like something that would happen. Irfam as a parent though is very much a gremlin raising a gremlin. A sass master raising a sass master. Surprisingly enough though- Irfam has a lot of rules. So... Strict gremlin? It's weird.

You can go ahead and pick one or two from each list of songs now! Fair warning, for the Pirates, some songs may only have one or two of them. And Devery’s list includes songs that may or may not include his brothers or only his brothers even. That’s why their lists are longer.

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Devery

Russian Roulette by Tungevaag.

Sick Thoughts by Lewis Blissett.

Dancing With The Devil by Set It Off.

Mama by My Chemical Romance.

The Kid I Used To Know by Arrested Youth.

Used to the Darkness by Des Rocs.

Sarcasm by Get Scared.

Sin Circus by Unlike Pluto.

DEATHWISH by poutyface.

Twisted by MISSIO.

Pirates

Unity by The Walkers & Alan Walker.

GRRRLS by AViVA.

Get Jinxed by Djerv.

DROWN by AViVA.

Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall.

Playground by Bea Miller.

Hometown by Twenty One Pilots.

Still Counting by Volbeat.

Lane Boy by Twenty One Pilots.

Black Rose by Volbeat.

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Katalyn

Outrunning Karma by Alec Benjamin.

Seventeen by MARINA.

The Family Jewels by MARINA.

Trust Me Not (Hero & Villain Duet) by Backseat Vagabond.

Escape by Megan Nicole.

Monta

Sippy Cup by Melanie Martinez.

Monster by dodie.

Somebody That I Used To Know by Mayday Parade & Vic Fuentes.

Angry by Paravi.

Friend, Please by Twenty One Pilots.

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Alvis

Quiet Room (English) by Will Stetson.

Our Way Out by Nico Collins.

See You Again by Wiz Khalifa & Charlie Puth.

Freaks by Jordan Clarke.

Skyfall by Adele.

Angelita

Kitchen Fork by Jack Conte.

Zombie by The Cranberries.

It’s Been So Long by The Living Tombstone.

Bloody Nose by Jack Conte.

Yeah Yeah Yeah V2 by Jack Conte.

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Kalei

Rebels by Call Me Karizma.

A Little Messed Up by june.

Raging on a Sunday by Bohnes.

The Village by Wrabel.

Little Game by Benny.

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Hanu

Forest by Twenty One Pilots.

Not Today by Twenty One Pilots.

It’s Alright by Mother Mother.

Ramblings of a Lunatic by Bears In Trees.

Gasoline by Halsey.

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Anna

Saints by Echo.

Let ‘em Burn by NOTHING MORE.

Wildfire (English) by JubyPhonic.

Don’t You Dare Forget The Sun by Get Scared.

I Am the Fire by Halestorm.

Stamatios

No Mercy by Zayde Wølf.

Everything Stays by Olivia Olson.

Fairly Local by Twenty One Pilots.

Wires by The Neighbourhood.

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring.

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Clio

Heroes by Shinedown.

If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback.

The World Is Ugly by My Chemical Romance.

Battle Scars by Paradise Fears.

Legends Never Die by Against The Current.

Chile

Screen by Twenty One Pilots.

Could Have Been Me by Halsey.

Someday by Nickelback.

If Everyone Cared by Nickelback.

Fallen Angel by Three Days Grace.

Ooo, fun!

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Lmaooo, I love Revan grounding the kid just to spoil them more. And the idea of him grounding Garvin as well is hilarious to me.

Meanwhile, Ingall's just over here rolling his eyes at the fact that his partners continue to spoil the child even in punishment, he may enforce a slightly stricter grounding, but, in general, he'll probably just roll his eyes and let it happen.

Also, Garvin, Akira, and Nico can help with school projects while Ingall and Revan help with other homework, lol.

Oh yeah, Aries is almost definitely stricter than Briar. Briar's kind of like "as long as I know who you're with and where you are, I don't care. Just make sure you can contact us if you need help."

I kind of feel like these two might be parents who have a system in place where, even if their kid does something totally stupid, if they get themself in a bad situation, they won't be punished. Like, they have a safety net system so their kid can contact them if something's happening without worrying about getting into trouble for it.

Lol, I love strict gremlin for Irfam. Glorious.

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Hmmm,

Russian Roulette and The Kid I Used To Know

Get Jinxed and Unity

Seventeen and Trust Me Not

Monster and Angry

Skyfall

Zombie and Bloody Nose

A Little Messed Up

Saints and Let 'em Burn

No Mercy and Everything Stays

The World Is Ugly and Heroes

Could Have Been Me and Screen

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Also, sorry for the late response!

I love all of that

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Ooo, such good choices! Now to figure out which to do first...

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No worries! You're totally fine! Life comes first.

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Decided to do some more incorrect quotes.

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During the whole ‘Garvin beats Viar’ thing. Probably.

Briar: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

Garvin: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Revan: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

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Mergen: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Garvin: Ingall, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Garvin: Now let’s break into this apartment.

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Sol: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Irfam: They do.

Sol: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Revan: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Briar: Not if they consent to it.

Garvin: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Nico: YES??!!?

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Irfam: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Simon: How did you find us?

Irfam: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Irfam: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Mergen: Isn’t that just killing people?

Irfam: Ah, technically.

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Probably during the Run Clio Run Arc. Probably.

Garvin: We have fun, don’t we, Akira?

Akira: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Euthymenes, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Garvin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Irfam: I personally was created in a lab.

Pewter: I just straight up spawned lol.

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*Squad (Polyship + Briar) reactions to being called straight:*

Garvin: The fuck, no I'm not.

Briar: Excuse the hell out of you?

Nico: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Ingall: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Revan: Rude.

Akira: *punches the person*

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Garvin: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Devery: Hi, I'm Garvin's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Devery: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

or, alternatively…

Promachus: Hi, I'm Irfam's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Promachus: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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This one works for like, most of these characters, but uh-

Revan: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Revan: All of your existences are confusing.

The Squad: How so?

Revan: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Devery: "I lost a bet."

Devery: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.

Kostas: What's the first?

Devery: "Let's make a bet."

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Garvin: It is 6:09 .

Garvin: I am wondering why I’m still alive.

Garvin: Send Wendy’s.

Revan: The whole restaurant?

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Duane: Are you having another depressive episode?

Irfam: A depressive episode?

Irfam: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Ford: Pick a card, any card.

Garvin: Fine.

Ford: Wait, that's my credit card!

Garvin: You said any card.

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Revan: What did you two do?

Akira:

Garvin:

Revan: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Garvin, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Garvin: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Nico: Do you think I’m ugly?

Garvin: It’s not about looks, Nico. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Nico: Garvin...

Garvin: For example, someone's heart.

Nico: Aw... Stop it-

Garvin: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Nico: Seriously, stop.

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Revan: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.

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Mergen: Why are you talking to yourself?

Irfam: It’s called a soliloquy, bitch.

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Akira: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Revan.’*

Nico: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Nico: Don't quote me on this, but I believe re murder is illegal!

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Irfam: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Sol: …

Irfam: …I get confused sometimes.

Sol: Me too.

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Pewter: You’re alive.

Angelita: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Garvin, clearly drunk: Devery, hit me another drink… wooOO HOOoo…

Devery: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle.

Garvin: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!

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Garvin: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

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Revan: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Garvin: How?

Revan: I need someone to take the fall.

Garvin: What did you do?

Revan: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Ingall, from the other room: Oh my god.

Revan: ...

Ingall: OH MY GOD!

Garvin: Make it a hundred.

Revan: Deal.

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Devery: Guess what?

Briar: What?

Devery: No, you have to guess.

Briar, thinking: I don’t know.

Devery: Garvin is in the hospital.

Briar: Why would you make me guess that?!

Briar: What happened?!

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Garvin: You’re not jealous, are you?

Devery: No!

Garvin: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Revan: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Revan: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”

Garvin: Nobody around though…

*Garvin grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Revan: NO—

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Revan: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.

Ingall: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Akira: Fuck you.

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Probably during the July Arc. Probably before the rest of the polyship finds him at Dev’s apartment. Probably.

Devery: So, what are we doing?

Garvin: Wasting our lives.

Devery: I meant for lunch…

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Fida: What do you think Irfam will do for a distraction?

Sol: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Sol: ...or they could do that.

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Irfam: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Duane: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

I absolutely adore all of them, they're all very accurate, lmao

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Also, I got struck with the sudden desire to write a Briar and Moiraine short story, so expect that sometime either later today or tomorrow.

And then I will also finally get my post out...

And then probably some songs that I've had ideas for and not yet written out, lmao

Glad you like them! They're very accurate indeed lol

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Ooo, fun! Alright! Excited for all of it!

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I'll be doing Angelita's Bloody Nose first, I think. You excited for the major hallucination to get a song thing?

Yeahhh, and I feel like writing something mildly wholesome with a touch of angst, lol

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Ooo, very excited! Sounds fun!

That's fair haha, I look forward to it

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It should be. We get some Angelita and Pewter content haha