More polyship quotes! :D
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Revan: What happened to your nose?
Akira: I used it to break someone's fist.
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Garvin: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
Akira: Core-ean
Ingall: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language!
Nico: Core-ean.
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Nico: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Garvin: Those are bones, Nico.
Nico: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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Akira: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Nico: What? No, I—
Revan: *enters room*
Akira: *jaw clenches*
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Garvin, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Ingall, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Akira, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Revan, appalled: Call the exorcist.
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Garvin: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
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Ingall: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Garvin: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
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Revan: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Ingall: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Garvin, deer!"
Revan: ...And what did Garvin do?
Ingall: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"
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Nico: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Garvin: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Nico: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Revan: What's wrong with you??
Nico: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Garvin: No, they mean other than that.
Nico: Ohhhhhh.
Nico: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Ingall: Why is Akira crying on the floor?
Garvin: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Ingall: And?
Garvin: They got Revan.
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Akira: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Akira: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Nico: I did?
Akira: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Nico.
Akira: *walks away*
Nico:
Nico: They're gone Garvin.
Garvin, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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Garvin: Hey, I see those leaves, where are you from?
Akira: Illinois.
Garvin: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!
Ingall: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.
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Ingall: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Akira, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Nico, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Akira: Because they have little hands.
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Garvin: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Garvin: *glares at Nico*
Nico: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Garvin, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Garvin, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Garvin: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Revan: And here we see Akira and Nico in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Akira: Gaelic bread.
Nico: Grueling brad.
Akira: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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Revan: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Garvin without them noticing?
Akira: Hey, Garvin, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Garvin: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Revan: ...
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Garvin: I’m going to get so much done today.
Ingall: I’ll hold you to that.
*8 hours later*
Ingall: So how much did you get done?
Garvin: One thing.
Ingall: Well, that’s one more than usual.
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Garvin: Kill him.
Akira: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.