Sol has some pretty severe medical trauma, so it took them a while to actually trust Raph, but now that Raphael's earned his trust, Sol's pretty open with him about medical struggles... well, mostly.

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Rosewater is a certified therapy animal!

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(After they started dating) Amory and Beste argue a lot, and it's usually not that bad, but occasionally they'll have a bigger fight. Sol is usually able to calm them down, but sometimes they get overwhelmed and remove themself from the situation. At times like this, he often ends up with Amos, who basically goes full mother-hen mode and won't let anyone near them until the situation is fully taken care of.

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As we know, Ash isn't a fan of physical contact, but after they'd been dating for a while, Ash became more comfortable with Tai and Raph and will actually occasionally initiate contact with them, especially Tai, as a sign of trust.

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The chaos trio often ends up going to bars together, and Sol is the designated driver since they don't drink.

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Amos has a lot of little nervous habits, but he tries to repress them anytime they're around Promachus in order not to trigger his OCD. He's also sure to clean up everything when they know Promachus is going to be around to try to make a less stressful environment.

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Amory and Beste find it basically impossible to say no to Sol, and though Sol never asks for much, when they do, they're basically guaranteed to get it. That said, Amory and Beste may have gotten in trouble a few times for providing Sol with things that he definitely should not have, lol.

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And the quotes! Enjoy lots of the chaos trio :D

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Beste, grinning: Before you were what?
Irfam: Before I was-
Beste: What?
Irfam: Before I was inter-
Beste: Before you were interrupted?
Irfam: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Beste: What?
Irfam: *makes frustrated sound*
Sol, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.

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Sol: Something tells me Irfam's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Irfam, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Kostas isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Amory: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Beste: Okay-
Irfam: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Beste, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Beste: What are you writing?
Irfam: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Sol, looking over Irfam's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Irfam: As your best friend—
Beste: Sol is my best friend.
Irfam, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Irfam: Why is Beste crying?
Sol: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Beste: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Irfam: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Beste: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Irfam: NO, NOT THAT!

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Irfam: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Sol’*
Beste: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Irfam: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Sol: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?
Beste: I think that’s the point.
Irfam: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

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Irfam: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Sol, used to Irfam being dumb: Sure...
Irfam: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Sol: Okay?
Irfam: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Sol:
Irfam: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Sol: Jesus, that one is a little-
Beste, interested: No, no, Irfam, keep going.

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Irfam: God, I love Sol.
Beste: Yeah, you fucking better.

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Irfam: Hey, Sol you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Sol: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Irfam: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Beste: That is the worst response to that question.

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Sol, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Beste: Moose Tracks is good!
Irfam: What the fuck is that!?
Beste: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Irfam: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Sol and Beste: what?
Irfam: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Sol: You done now?
Irfam: Yeah ok.
Sol and Beste: ...
Irfam: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

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*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Sol: *walks in and sits on Beste’s lap*
The Squad: …
Irfam: Why are you sitting there?
Sol: There’s no free seats!
Irfam: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Beste: *hugs Sol tightly* There are no free seats.

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Irfam: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Promachus: Don't ever speak to me again.

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Irfam: A decision had to be made.
Promachus: And you fucked it up!

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Irfam: How are you today?
Promachus: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Amory, to Sol: If Beste doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Beste, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Amory: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Irfam: I was in the will?

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Amos: I need to dye my hair.
Promachus: ...
Amos: Or get another tattoo.
Promachus: ...
Amos: Or a new piercing.
Promachus: Why?
Amos: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Beste: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.