Here is another Ben Brainard incorrect quote for the deities, avatars, and champions. (Past Ferre and Ferre, of course). It’s Tables again, this time Past Ferre and Sannawa haha
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Sannawa; “I won’t take any more names from England.”
Past Ferre; “You mean that?”
Sannawa; “Yeah.”
Past Ferre; “Good.”
Sannawa; “Egypt, Peru, Berlin.”
Past Ferre; “That’s not any better.”
Sannawa; “Tough crowd. How about Arlington and Lexington?”
Past Ferre; “Those are already cities in America.”
Sannawa; “So I can’t steal names from England, other countries, or other cities in America?”
Past Ferre; “I would prefer you didn’t.”
Sannawa; “Wyoming, Florida.”
Past Ferre; “Wh-Why would you even want to do that??”
Sannawa; “So I can go there without actually having to go there.”
Past Ferre; “That’s actually pretty smart.”
Sannawa; “Right?”
Past Ferre; “I’m just glad you haven’t named anything too gross.”
Sannawa; “Oh, yeah, Cummington.”
Past Ferre; “Why are you like this?”
Sannawa; “Because I don’t like you.”
Past Ferre; “I am only asking for substance.”
Sannawa; “You want substance? Fine. Salem.”
Past Ferre, plotting revenge already; “And how is that substance?”
Sannawa; “It’s Hebrew for Peace.”
Past Ferre, enacting revenge; “Well, I really hope nothing too terrible happens there between February 1692 and May 1693.”
Sannawa; “What’s the worst that could happen?”
Past Ferre, smug; “I don’t really like asking myself that question.”
Sannawa, totally not getting it; “What? You scared a witch might curse you or something?”
Past Ferre, even more smug; “…”