Hey look, more quotes! XD

I made some after you posted so there may be a few repeated, lol

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Promachus: I don't dab. I stab.

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Kostas, admiring a sleeping Irfam: You’re so cute.
Irfam, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Kostas, lovingly: I know.

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Irfam: Hi, I'm Irfam, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.

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Kostas: Yesterday, I watched Irfam try to eat a decorative rock from Beste's potted plant. Raphael caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Irfam started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

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Irfam: I want a bf.
Kostas: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

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Beste: So, Ash, do you have a crush on anyone?
Ash: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Beste: What the fuck.
Beste: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
Beste: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Beste: I have feelings for you.
Sol: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Sol: Would never stab anyone.
Raphael: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Beste: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Amory: Would stab without warning.
Promachus: Would stab as a warning.

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Otiaku: Are you having another depressive episode?
Sol: A depressive episode?
Sol: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Kostas: How are you today?
Ash: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Raphael: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Promachus: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Kostas.
Promachus:
Promachus: Don’t tell them I said that.

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Irfam: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Amos: Irfam, NO!

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Beste: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Ash: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sol: Even better!
Ash: What the fuck did you-
Sol : *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Amory You have Crayons?
Beste: Yes, I have—
Amory: You're— how old are you?
Beste: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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Promachus, to Irfam and Sol : *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!
Irfam: ...
Sol: ...
Irfam: That is such an open-ended question.
Sol: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

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Irfam: I want to kiss you.
Kostas, not paying attention: What?
Irfam: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Irfam: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Kostas:
Kostas: I like you.

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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Beste: So what have you been up to recently?
Amos: Leading a revolution with Promachus.
Beste: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Amos: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Beste: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Irfam?
Amos: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Kostas?
Beste: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Amory?
Amos: Cult leader.
Beste: Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Amos, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

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Kostas: What's this?
Irfam, hugging Kostas: Affection!
Kostas: Disgusting.
Kostas: ...Do it again.

Those are all greatness- I bet Kostas got wrongfully locked into an asylum while taking the fall for something Irfam did lmao

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Irfam, Beste, and Sol are going to become the trio of chaos. I can already tell.

Yours were too, and, yes, he definitely did, lmao

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Oh, for sure. Irfam and Sol are both delusional, Irfam wants to blow stuff up for science constantly, Beste is just chaotic in her own right, and Sol doesn't remember their own name half the time... they'll get along great and worry everyone else to death XD

Meanwhile Promachus (surprisingly) being Irfam's closest confidant, Amory being the watchdog for Sol, and Beste just vibing with their minimal self-destructive chaos. And then there's Raphael in the background shaking his head at all of them.

I love that XD

Kostas will probably go back and forth between joining the chaos because science, and trying to keep Irfam from destroying everything. Also, Amory being annoyed at Beste constantly until he realizes that they're actually helping Sol with their power and then suddenly becoming friendly-

Promachus cleaning up after the chaotic group, Amory eventually becoming friendly with Beste, Raphael shaking his head at all them, and Kostas being split between science and being mature lmao

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Also, I only need to do Kostas for Promachus and Raphael's affiliations and then I'm done(and I can work on a response for T8P)

And then once Kostas has Amory on his affiliation then we can start lol

Yes, sounds like perfect chaos XD

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Cool!

I'll get Amory for Kostas up sometime today, lmao

Okay, I finished Amory in Kostas's affiliations :)

Wowww, more quotes, lmao

Enjoy the mild hints of Sol angst

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Irfam: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Beste: Okay.
*later*
Sol: Beste! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Irfam, whispering: Deny everything.
Beste, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Beste: I’m this close to falling in love with Sol.
Irfam: Your fingertips are touching.
Beste: Exactly.

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Sol: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Beste: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Sol: Obviously. Now, Irfam, pass the shovel.

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Beste: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Irfam: I gotta give you credit, Sol. You make it look easy.
Sol: Years of practice.

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Otaiku: I'm very disappointed in you, Eclipse (Sol's brother).
Sol: C'mon, don't get mad at Eclipse (Sol's brother)!
Otiaku: Sol, stop telling Eclipse (Sol's brother) it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people!
Sol: But I'm not a person!
Eclipse (Sol's brother): Which is why I punched them!

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Beste: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Sol: I saw you.

Beste: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Irfam in a turkey costume.

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Eclipse (Sol's brother): Do you take constructive criticism?
Sol: Not without crying

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Sol: What goes up but never comes down?
Eclipse: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

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Sol: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Eclipse: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Eclipse: Didn’t want to bother you.
Eclipse: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

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Eclipse: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Sol:
Eclipse: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Sol: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Eclipse, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Sol, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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Sol: I love you.
Eclipse: Me too.

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Sol, texting Eclipse : Eclipse there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Sol: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Sol: Eclipse
Sol: Eclipse
Eclipse : Eclipse is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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Otiaku: Sol, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Sol: Raise the dead.
Otiaku: And what did you do?
Sol: Raise the dead.

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Sol: I wish I had more enemies.
Amory: I’m sure you will someday, honey.

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Sol: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Amory: But did I make you cry?
Sol: *cries on the spot*
Amory: ...Shit.

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Beste: *makes Sol a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Sol: *sips tea*
Beste:
Sol: *finishes tea*
Beste: Didn't it taste bad?
Sol: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Beste, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Sol: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Amory: Your life?
Sol: I- well yes, but-

Those are all great- Here's some more that hint to Irfam angst

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*At a speed dating event*

Irfam: Oh wow, people are really shallow.

???: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Irfam: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

???: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

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Irfam: You’re not jealous, are you?

???: No!

Irfam: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Irfam: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

???: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Irfam: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

???: You wouldn’t?

Irfam: I mean, unless you want to-

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Irfam: Fuck you.

???: No u.

Irfam: I'm down.

???: You're like 2, what the fuck-

Irfam: I AM NOT 2!

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Irfam: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

???: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Irfam: Seize the dick.

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Irfam: Look, last night was a mistake.

???: A sexy mistake.

Irfam: No, just a regular mistake.

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Irfam: Bro-

???: No, no, hold up, rewind.

???: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Irfam: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

???: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Irfam: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

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Irfam: I owe you one.

???: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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???: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Irfam: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

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Irfam: Are you trying to seduce me?

???: Why, are you seducible?

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Irfam: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

???: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Irfam: I don't know, surprise me!

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Ash: H-how do you ask someone out?

???: Well, first-

Irfam: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Ash: ...And you said yes?

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Irfam: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

???: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Irfam: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Promachus, on a walkie talkie: This is Promachus, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Promachus: What have you done with Irfam?

???: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

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*playing twister*

Beste: Right hand red.

???: *ends up on top of Irfam*

Irfam: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Beste: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Promachus: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Irfam: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?

???: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Promachus: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Irfam, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Irfam: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing.

???: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

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Promachus: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Irfam: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

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Promachus: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Irfam: We could attack them with hummus.

Promachus: I stand corrected.

Irfam: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Promachus: When was the last time you cried?

Irfam: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Promachus: really? That recent?

Irfam: Yeah *voice crack* is that an issue? *starts crying again*

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Promachus: We need a plan to beat them.

Irfam: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Promachus:

Irfam: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Promachus: Where are you going?

Irfam: Hell, eventually.

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Irfam: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

???: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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*Amos and Irfam are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Amos: oh my god, Irfam, backwards!

Irfam: Really, Amos? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

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Irfam: Go fuck yourself.

???, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.