Oh, also! Hasiya is being renamed to Tomahawk, solely for this RP. Don't worry about it. His original name is staying Azar Nishant Rojos, but the name he goes by is changing to Tomahawk. To celebrate, here are even more incorrect quotes! I'll get his redesign up soon lol
Spoilers: Th-that was horrible! Your wish is horrible! You’re horrible! You’re an irredeemable monster!
Ferre: Woah, woah! What took you so long, idiot?!
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Sannawa: Is that a gun?!
Tomahawk: It's not what it looks like!
Sannawa: It looks like a gun!
Tomahawk: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have any more bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.
Sannawa: ...ANYMORE?!
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Sannawa: Why are you on fire?
Tomahawk: This is just how my day is going.
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Tomahawk: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Sannawa: Um, make lemonade?
Tomahawk: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
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Sanguinex: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Ferre: *looks down at their watch*
Ferre: Now, how do you know that?
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Sanguinex: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Tomahawk: You're welcome.
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*Sanguinex and Tomahawk are planning to break in somewhere*
Sanguinex: We need to distract the guards.
Tomahawk: Right.
Sanguinex: What are we gonna do?
Tomahawk: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Sanguinex:
Tomahawk:
Sanguinex: Deal.
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Tomahawk: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
Sannawa: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Tomahawk looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.*
Sannawa: Tomahawk, are you a criminal?
Tomahawk: Not here, I’m not!
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Sanguinex: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Ferre: The afterlife, I guess.
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Sannawa: It’s not that I don’t trust Tomahawk, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.
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Tomahawk: Go to hell!
Sanguinex: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
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Tomahawk: Sannawa likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Ferre: I’ve only had Sanguinex for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Sanguinex: I have a problem.
Ferre: Kill it.
Sanguinex: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
or, alternatively-
Sannawa: I have a problem.
Tomahawk: Kill it.
Sannawa: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Tomahawk: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Sanguinex: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Tomahawk: Oh, good.
or, also-
Ferre: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Sanguinex: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Ferre: Oh, good.
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Sannawa: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Tomahawk: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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Tomahawk: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Sannawa: Isn’t that just killing people?
Tomahawk: Ah, technically.
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Sanguinex: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Tomahawk, are a fucking cactus.