*The group doing a hang out session (which is playfully serious)*

Akira, glaring at the clock, almost triumphant:"Wait for it... 9:01, Ingall Featherlight is officially late for the first time ever! Alright, let's do this! Who's got theories?"

Nico: "Uh... Alarm didn't go off?"

Akira, shaking their head: "All three alarms? All with battery backup? C'mon, who wants to take this seriously?"

Garvin, grinning dramaticly: "Ooo, he was taken in his sleep!"

Akira, grinning: "That's what I'm talking about about! Super dark, Garvin, but way more plausible than Nico's idiotical alarm clock theory!"

Karma, from the background, looking uninterested and slightly annoyed: I bet he tucked himself in too tight into bed and got stuck."

Briar, shrugging playfully: "Maybe he fell into another dimension?"

Revan, walking over in annoyance, just wanting to get going already: "It's 9:00 AM, why is no one moving?"

Akira, snickering: "Ingall Featherlight is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why."

Revan, scoffing: "I'll play. I'd say he's in line at the bank."

Akira, smiling, turning even more dramatic when Ingall shows up: "He clearly slipped through a subway grate and... There he is! Ingall! Where have you been, we've been worried sick! Care to explain?"

Ingall, blinking in confusion: "I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it..."

Revan, acting serious, mostly just wanting to win: "Ingall, you will tell us, and you will tell us now!"

Ingall, confused: "There was a problem at the bank..."

Revan, grinning: "Hot damn!"