Granted but it backfires and they prefer the way you corrupted it.

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I wish healthy plants were cheaper

Granted, but they die faster

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I wish for 2020 to end

Granted, but every year following is 100x worse than the previous.

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I wish for motivation so I can finish all the darn projects I have.

But, it seems this motivation drifts more towards new projects adding to the work load... Still, the creativity boost will feel liberating!

I wish for someone the respond to my wish in an answer that doesn't spell out,

"Cynical Person who is very depressed and wants to sound cool by giving a edgy response"

Granted, but for some reason mushrooms start growing on you?

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I wish I had actual art skills

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Granted! But it turns out this hidden skill was inside you all along... You just have to be very intoxicated.

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I wish for some Chinese food on a rainy day so I can have my two favorite things at once.

Granted. But the food gets delayed by the weather so it's cold when it arrives.

I wish i had the power to enter and leave video games.

Granted, but it's only horror games. Thus, you now have an intense case of PTSD from the fact you can actually die in a game and have been running for your life from all sorts of monsters, murders, and other horrific displays for years.

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I wish life was simpler, and it wasn't easy to get lost on its many vast roads.

Granted. Now you don't have any choices in life and must go one way only.

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I wish that I didn't eat all the chips.

Granted, now a delivery truck constantly gifts you chips until your house is literally insulated by chips.

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I wish for a warm coat.