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DANG! XD XD XD Hillarious! New Funniest Joke Title: Long Wang!
Long Wang said:
Fine. The rest of the joke- wife- "the money comes from selling the dolls."
The Midnight Howlers said:
Tell ME!!!!! Besides the Joke has to be complete or else it's half a point.
Long Wang said:
Two married people have lived together for over 50 years. Their last conversation, the wife is dying. husband- "Wife? What can I do for you?" wife- "on the top shelf in our closet is a shoebox. Bring me the shoebox." this shoebox has been forbidden for the husband to touch. Carefully, he goes to get the shoebox and comes back. wife- "open the shoebox." husband- opens the shoebox. Inside are two knitted dolls and over 10000$. "What are these for?" wife- "my grandmother wished our marriage to be happy and told me for every time I was angry with you to knit a doll." husband- happy that the wife was only angry with him twice. "What is the money for?" wife- What do you think was the wife's answer?
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear! |
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business |
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Brown Cow Joke- some background information- brown cow is a type of rocky road ice cream there is a newly immigrated immigrant from another country, barely speaking any English. As a teen, he found work in a supermarket in the warehouse ice cream section. He's stocking the shelves one day when an old lady walks up to him. Their conversation- old lady- "sir, do you have any brown cow in this store?" immigrant- "ice cream here cow there!" Points to meat department. Wonders how they know if cow is white or brown. "Ask Joey." Joey's the head of the meat department. old lady- shakes head "brown cow here." immigrant- thinks, are you crazy? Says, "here ice cream. Cow over there."
old lady- surprisingly patient "no, brown cow here." This goes on for several minutes, not repeating every single word in their conversation because it's repeated at this point. immigrant- gives up and goes into the warehouse, hoping to prove to the lady there's no brown cow. He searches the stock list and finds out that brown cow is a type of ice cream. (Rocky road) he gives the old lady the ice cream for free and apologizes. |
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents. |
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:)
Long Wang said:
Brown Cow Joke- some background information- brown cow is a type of rocky road ice cream there is a newly immigrated immigrant from another country, barely speaking any English. As a teen, he found work in a supermarket in the warehouse ice cream section. He's stocking the shelves one day when an old lady walks up to him. Their conversation- old lady- "sir, do you have any brown cow in this store?" immigrant- "ice cream here cow there!" Points to meat department. Wonders how they know if cow is white or brown. "Ask Joey." Joey's the head of the meat department. old lady- shakes head "brown cow here." immigrant- thinks, are you crazy? Says, "here ice cream. Cow over there."
old lady- surprisingly patient "no, brown cow here." This goes on for several minutes, not repeating every single word in their conversation because it's repeated at this point. immigrant- gives up and goes into the warehouse, hoping to prove to the lady there's no brown cow. He searches the stock list and finds out that brown cow is a type of ice cream. (Rocky road) he gives the old lady the ice cream for free and apologizes.
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When your door isn't actually a door it's ajar |
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock. Its very time-consuming |
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It's Alaskan winter and a woman is in charge of bringing snacks for a work meeting. She stops at the gas station to use the toilet and leaves a box of 24 strawberry frosting doughnuts in the back of her car. She returns, ready to go to work, when a sight meets her. In the back of the car, she finds a brown large lump. This lump has sharp teeth and claws and small beady eyes. It's a bear! The woman quickly backs away and calls the cops. They don't get here in time and the bear eats all the doughnuts. |
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:O
Long Wang said:
It's Alaskan winter and a woman is in charge of bringing snacks for a work meeting. She stops at the gas station to use the toilet and leaves a box of 24 strawberry frosting doughnuts in the back of her car. She returns, ready to go to work, when a sight meets her. In the back of the car, she finds a brown large lump. This lump has sharp teeth and claws and small beady eyes. It's a bear! The woman quickly backs away and calls the cops. They don't get here in time and the bear eats all the doughnuts.
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