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because i dont like you <3 why did you steal my puppy? |
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Because they were adorable and i needed a new pet after mine was stepped on by an elephant! why do you care? |
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Darkseeker
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Because puppy theft is the worst crime possible! *Dials police number* Why did you decide to steal that puppy and not steal a stray who needed a home? |
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Neutral
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Because that was the only puppy I liked Why did the Lion live with a bear? |
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Darkseeker
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Because he wanted to keep a close eye on the competition. Why do deep sea shrimp vomit glowing blue stuff? |
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Neutral
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Because they ate too much glowing blue stuff. Why do shrimp live in the sea? |
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Neutral
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Because they don't want to be stepped on by an elephant, too. Why don't you live in the sea? |
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Neutral
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Because I don't have gills, why are you asking such a stupid question? (Don't take me seriously please-) |
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Neutral
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Because that's the only kind of question there is. Why are you breaking the laws of the universe by not asking stupid questions? (don't worry, there wasn't a chance I would be offended by that) |
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Neutral
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Beacause i'm too popular to ruin my reputation! Why do you seem to care so much? |
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